SCHOOL’S OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(for summer)

School’s officially out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEA! YEA! YEA! You know what this means right.

PARTY!!!!!!!!!!

HEY! HEY! HEEEY! IT’S A PARTY IN THE USA! I AM A FREE MAN! A FREE MAN! YOU HEARIN’ ME?! A FREE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT’S OUT?! SCHOOL IS OUT! I’m not overly excited or anything……Anyway School is out now (Did I mention that yet?) So I thought this would be the best time to give you a description of what a day at my school was like. NOTE: MAY NOT BE 100% TRUE

   Our school’s dress code was so strict

after the first week, three teachers were asked to stay after class!

  One student wore a tie to school everyday

Now if they could only got him to wear a shirt.

One kid in our class wore the best everything

even in gym class, he had designer sweat.

  One kid was so far behind in homework, his second grade teacher is asking to see his parents

He was in 5th grade!

  Here are some of the excuses the kids in my school came up with when they didn’t do their homework:

• Another student fell in a lake and I went to rescue him. He survived, but my homework drowned.
• I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher ever.
• Aliens abducted it to see how the human mind works.

We had a kid in our school who has never been on time for anything!

• He was two years old when he was born.
• It takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
• He was four hours late catching the 24 hour virus.

Laugh and the class laughed with you

but you got detention alone.

ALL JOKES TAKEN FROM SCHOOLJOKES.COM

Good “Job”!

You know there are a lot a career choices out there for students that are undecided about their future. Well I’m all about so here are a few options! NOTE: THESE ARE ALL 100% REAL! BED TESTER A person with …

MONDAY MADNESS!

It’s Monday Madness Time! It’s Monday Madness Time! It’s Monday Madness Time! It’s Monday Madness Time! HEY! Well here in the U.S. it’s Memorial Day. I just got back from a Memorial Day Parade. Ah, parades. The only time it’s …

More Great Reads

Call me a nerd, but I love reading. Right now, I’m working on reading The Hunger Games series. It’s really good so far. Here are some other great books I’ve read that were also really good! NOTE: NONE OF THESE BOOKS ARE REAL AND ARE ALL A PLAY ON WORDS

The Asian American  Cuisine Lover’s Recipe Guide by Terry Yaki And Sue Shi

The 50 Yard Candle Jump by Jack B. Nimble

The Summer I Couldn’t Stop Blushing by Rosie Cheeks

Crocodile Encounter by Ali Gator

The Donor That Saved My Life by Drew Blood

The Song That Got Stuck Inside My Head For Two Years by Yoo Belon Gwithme

Flipping And Tumbling by Jim Nastics

Chicken Soup For The Steak Lover’s Soul by T Bone

Happy New Year! by Mary Christmas

A Game Of Hide And Go Seek by I. C. Yoo

Vacation Location by Sandy Beaches

If Housework Could Kill by Dustin Cook

I Was Framed! by Gil Tee

The Myth Of The Hope Diamond by Jules Sparkle

If I Invited Him by Woody Kum

It’s Unfair by Y. Me

Old Furniture by Anne Teek

The Complete Guide To Jewish Holidays by Hannah Kuh

When My Pet Frog Was Young by Tad Pole

America Before Cars by Orson Buggy

Good Luck by Bess Twishes

A Girl From Chicago by Wendy City

Get Your Mardi Gras On! by Louis Ianna

Classic Rock Songs by Johnny B. Goode

Not So Hot! by Luke Warm

No Need For Reality by Jason Rainbows

The Cook-Out That Changed Everything Between Us by Barbie Cue

Playing With Fire by Yule B. Sari

The Party By Jill Out

The Real Deal: The Pilgrim Voyage by May Flower

Skunked by P. Yew

Home Of The Liberty Bell by Phil E. Delphia

The Big Wave by Sue Nami

The Twelfth Month by Dee Sember

Unattended by Marcus Absent

We Take Credit Cards But, by Cassius Better

Ick! by Artie Choke

Who Dunnit? by Howard I. Kno

Wind In The Maple Tree by Russel Indaleaves

Drip Drop by Lee Kee Fawcett

Sweet by Mable Syrup

LAUGH OUT LOUD by Vara Funny

Some Great Reads

Math is hard for me. I don’t understand Health. Science confuses me. Social Studies I don’t pay enough attention to. But one of the few things I’m good at in school is Reading. Here are some books that I recently read that I would  recommend, NOTE: None of these books are real, they’re all a play on words!

The Cliff Tragedy By Eileen Dover

101 Sightings Of Ghosts By Sue Pernatural

The Color Of Eggs By Summer Brown

The Purpose Of A Chair By Sid Down

How To Get Taller By Stan Dup

A Broken Window By Eva Brick

Walking To School By Mr Bus

The Ghost In The Attic By Howie Wales

The Funny Bone By Hue Morris

The Door That Won’t Open By Paul Harder

The Crime Is Solved By Dee Eneigh

Confidence By Yu Kandoit

Astrology Is The Answer By Starr Powers

The Home Of The Big Mac By Lotta Hamberger

Robot Invasion 3000 By Anne Droid

The Downpour By Wayne Drops

The Falling Trees By Tim Burr

The Crowd By Morris Merrier

Surviving The Shock By Alec Tricity

The Disappearance  By Otto Sight

My Public School Education By Ken Hardly Reed

Jumping The Cliff By Willie Makkit (Foreword By Betty Wont)

In My Soup By A. Crouton

Resemblances By Yuri Mindme

The Tragic Story Of The Teenage Boy That Can’t Spit By Tryden Dribbled

The Winner Of The Lottery By Ms. Yer Chance

The Happy Housewife By Igotta Maid

Txt By Stve Hwkns

The First Day Of Christmas By Patridgina Peartree

The Haunted House By Hugo First

Spoiling Your Dinner By Bud Erdbuns

Proper Speech By Graham Arr

My Life In Jail By Robin Banks

The Iguana That Wouldn’t Blend In By Sally Mander

The Complete Guide To P.E. By Jim Shorts

Late Dinner By Cindy Oven

Assistance Needed By Linda Hand

 Except for the ones with Sally Mander And Jim Shorts, I did not come up with any of these! They were all online!

A Bit Testy

Tests. Ugh. A lot of schools have taken their end of the year tests. Boo. The good part is though that there’s no more tests to be taken. Except this one. GROAN! I know you hate taking tests. But this …

I <3 Saturdays

It’s SATURDAY!! Well I am back from DC! (For more about this trip, read the post BACK FROM DC! BACK IN ACTION! BACK IN GENERAL) so that was a blast! But it’s good to be home. I got a nice welcome home gift, I found out I got my website’s 100th hit this week!

Yes it’s true. I was surprised too! Thanks to everybody who has visited this website so far. I hope everyone who’s checked it out has enjoyed it.

Hey! SNL tonight is a rerun. So I’m not sure who’s hosting and who’s the musical guest. But I’m sure it’ll be as good as it was the first time! However SNL last week Kristen Wiig, a very popular female cast member…LEFT! Yep it was the season finale with Mick Jagger and now she’s gone. Here’s her final sketch:

http://www.nbc.com/assets/video/widget/widget.html?vid=1402538

HOW TO WATCH THIS VIDEO:

1. Click on link.
2. Grab a box of tissues
3. Press play.
4. Pause, double check that you brought the tissues.
5. Play.
6. Pause, make sure the evil tissue bandit didn’t kidnap your tissue box.
7. Play.
8. Pause, make sure your tissues didn’t get abducted by aliens.
9. Play.
10. Pause, prepare tissues.
11. Play.
12. Cry and blow into tissue.

NOTE: None of this applies if you don’t watch SNL.

No, I’m dissing the glasses.

Nice try, BUT FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME YOU CAN’T HAVE A FACEBOOK, FIDO!!!!!!

Yea that’s really helpful!

Well that’s all I got tonight. In conclusion, have a great SNL’s A Rerun Goodbye Kristen Wiig Tissue Box Glasses Dissing Saturday!

BACK FROM DC! BACK IN ACTION! BACK IN GENERAL!

Well I just got back from a 4 day school trip to WASHINGTON DC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And our bus was the best. GO BUS 3! YEAUHHHHHHH. Sorry, it’s a bus pride thing, you wouldn’t get it. Well, anywho we went to a lot of monuments that I’ve always dreamed about going to. Like where the Preezy of the United Steezys lives A.K.A THE WHITE HOUSE! Of course we just saw it from a fence. If you’d go over that fence then..DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN! Hey well we also saw the Washington monument. We couldn’t go in it of course, because it’s still closed due to that earthquake last year. I got to see it from up close and a distance. We also saw the Lincoln Memorial. It was cool to see the guy who helped defeat the villains in Night At The Museum 2. A true American hero! Let’s see, what else? Um, we saw the FDR memorial. OH BOY! IT’S TIME FOR A JUST ANOTHER TIME WASTING WEBSITE HISTORICAL FUN FACT!

Did you know?

Franklin Delano Roosevelt (FDR) was in a wheelchair, but hid it from the nation by doing his speeches from his desk.

NOW YOU KNOW!

We also went to the MLK memorial. That was cool. OH GOLLY GEE! IT’S TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR A JUST ANOTHER TIME WASTING WEBSITE HISTORICAL FUN FACT.

Did you know?

Martin Luther King (MLK) was really a Republican but most people think that he was a Democrat because of his black skin.

NOW YOU KNOW!

We also went to a monument I’m sure you’ve all heard of, Magill’s Famous Pizza Buffet! I’m not sure if that’s how you spell it or not. I saw tons  of bad reviews online, but I really didn’t think it was that bad! I would suggest that they would add Pepperoni Pizza to their buffet. I was shocked when they didn’t have it. We also went another national monument, The Golden Corral. Okay so that was technically in Maryland but still! Other great monuments included: Pentagon City Mall Food Court, Burger King, General Pickett’s Buffet, and Pizza on the boat. Hey that reminds me, the boat!

Food set aside, we went on a 3 hour boat ride and had Pizza, salad, and cookies! IT WAS EPIC! We also had a dance floor on the boat too. We could dance, chat, and just enjoy the beauties of the water.

We also went to the Vietnam War Memorial. OH GOODNESS! IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER JUST ANOTHER TIME WASTING WEBSITE HISTORICAL FUN FACT!

Did you know?

The largest item ever left at the Vietnam War Memorial was a motorcycle?

NOW YOU KNOW!

We also went to the National Archives Museum. WOAH! IT’S TIME FOR A JUST ANOTHER TIME WASTING WEBSITE EDUCATIONAL DC WORD CHALLENGE!

Fill in the blank:

DECLARATION OF INDEPENC_

Give up?

The correct answer was DECLARATION OF INDEPENCE.

  Thank you for playing.

And how could I forget this one? The Air And Space Museum. But I didn’t see any exhibits. Now you may be thinking “How’d you go to a museum and not see exhibits?” Or you may also be thinking “WHEN WILL THIS POST END? I NEED TO CATCH MA DAILY DOSE OF SPONGEBOB!!” But square pants aside, to answer your first thought: I went on a flight simulator. IT WAS EPIC…..fail. I couldn’t shoot the target and the driver drove us upside down! Wow. Just wow. And we also went to other Smithsonian Museums, The Museum Of American History, and The Museum Of Natural History.

Well also on our trip, we saw the WWII memorial, the Korean War memorial, USS Marine Memorial, the Holocaust Museum and more.

And now to close this post it’s time for a JUST ANOTHER TIME WASTING WEBSITE WASHINGTON DC SUPER TRIVIA PUZZLE QUESTION!

Washington DC is awesome?

SELECT ONE:
True or True

 

 

 

You’ve Got Mail

Mailboxes…why am I posting about them. Well one may find the topic of mailboxes very boring! But I don’t. Because if you know me at all, you know I can’t resist mailboxes. Now I know what you’re thinking: “WEIRDO!” But in just a few seconds you’ll be right with me, loving the wonders of a mailbox.

NOW are you interested in mailboxes

MONDAY MADNESS: Presidential Edition

MONDAY FUNDAY! MONDAY! FUNDAY! As you know this will be the blog’s last post for a bit because I’m heading off on a school trip to WASHINGTON DC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But that’s still a day ahead of me, so back to today! …