Monday Madness: Firework Of Art

Sorry for not posting Saturday, I was watching fireworks. Ah fireworks. A great celebration of American culture…that your neighbor will set off at 4 AM. Well anyway, I thought Monday Madness could create its own fireworks show. So bring your blanket, cooler, Aspirin and junkfood (actually, you should always have these while reading Monday Madness) and enjoy the show.

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Oooh! AhhhHHHHH!!!! STOP! DROP! AND ROLL!

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Those fireworks

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cost an arm and a leg.

YEAHHHHHHHHH

High five fireworks

Every time they see each other, sparks fly!

Thank you everyone! See you Friday.

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Friday Night Fever: Michael Baywatch

Hi there everyone! Well Michael Bay’s Transformers 4 is out today and I’ll be honest: I don’t like Michael Bay that much. I mean, he took something like Pearl Harbor and made it into a tragedy! But to stay topical (I NEED THE HITS YO!) I’ve decided to do this Friday Night Fever about him.

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Wow! Michael Bay looks a lot younger in this picture.

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Well it was more entertain than Dark Of The Moon.

Michael Bay Remakes

Well not all of them! At least you haven’t touched Dora The Explorer!

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OH COME ON!!!

 

Thank you for reading! See you next time!

 

Monday Madness: The Infant Casino And Resort

  Have you ever sat down and thought “You know horse wagering! I wanna do that but with toddlers!”? If so, then congratulations, you’re a weirdo! Or an ABC executive. The network that gave us great programming like Cavemen and Work It has given us the new game show “Bet On Your Baby” in which we watch parents brag about their children for 43 minutes. Also there’s betting on babies or something. The point is- it’s stupid. Really stupid. So stupid that it should be honored. So today we shall salute Bet On Your Baby by having 2 pictures relating to babies and 2 pictures relating to gambling. This is..

Monday Madness’s

Bet On Your Baby 4 Photo Salute

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BA DUM TSS!

I WILL BEAT YOU UP

I’LL HAVE YOU CRYING LIKE A BABY!

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Well, I mean, she’s got a valid point.

BABY IN THE MIRROR

I’m looking at the baby in the mirror/And I’m realizing it’s really me/I’m seeing all the signs pointed here/I can’t believe I didn’t consider this possibility

And thus concludes another Monday Madness! See you Friday everyone!

Friday Night Fever: Summer Break (What a creative title!)

SUMMER BREAK

(to the tune of Michael Jackson’s Thriller)

Oh it is summer, summer break!

Full of swimming pools and ice cold lakes

You know it’s summer, summer break

I don’t know how much more of this song I can take!

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I just thought I’d give everyone

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a head’s up!

YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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These stats have been proved 120% accurate!

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What’s the difference between this sign and the movie Signs?

One’s something created that you just wanna ignore and the other is this sign!

BA DUM TSS

Thank you! See you tomorrow everybody!

I <3 Saturdays: 3 Ways To Laugh At The West

Hey everyone! I’d like to apologize for not posting for a while but I’m back! I know that I rarely forget/don’t post so this w…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, that was a good one! You know what’s not a good one? A Million Ways To Die In The West!

OHHHHHHH YEAH I JUST SAID THAT!

  Okay, to be fair, I’m not sure if that’s true as I haven’t seen it. However I know the critics don’t like it. But who knows, maybe they’re wrong. Maybe it’s up there with Gigli and Jack And Jill as some of the best movies ever made! As I said, I don’t know. However I do know that I have some funny wild west photos for you to enjoy!

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Alright, in all seriousness, just think about how great it would be if they made a wild west version of Willy Wonka. You’d have him riding with his Oompa Loompas as back up. They’d be carrying chocolate for trade and then BAM! Out comes the filthy outlaw, Arthur Slugworth.

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Star Wars In The Wild West

Big enough for the both of us, this town ain’t.

Thanks for reading! See you Monday!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday Night Fever: It’s About Time (Travel)

  Hello everyone! So today X-Men: Still Milking This Franchise…err..Days Of Future Past comes out. I’m going to see it later tonight and I don’t know much about it, but from what I understand it’s a time travel movie. I myself am a time travel enthusiast so I thought that today I would dedicate this post to the wonders of time travel. Let’s begin!

Welcome To Friday Night Fever’s

Guide To Time Travel

STEP 1: Know Your Facts

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STEP 2: Get Companions

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STEP 3: Hear Other Stories About Time Travel

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STEP 4: Do A Quick Test Run

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STEP 5: Begin Your Journey

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This Concludes Friday Night Fever’s
Guide To Time Travel

Thanks for reading everyone! See you tomorrow!

 

 

 

I <3 Saturdays: EARLY EDITION

SATURDAY! SATURDAY! SATURDAY! Well today I’m posting this at 11:07!

And if that surprised you wait until you hear this:

WE ARE 2 HITS AWAY FROM 175 HITS !

I know! It’s hard to believe! It seems like just yesterday this website was brand new! I’d like to thank everybody who’s visited so far! Now you’re probably wondering “why do you always do that thing where you take a female celebrity acting surprised?” I mean you’ve done all the females, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, and now you just did Jennifer Lawrence, and you also did another female, Justin Bieber. LOL! I’m kidding. I’m kidding.  Ah, I may have just lost a few people who visit this website. But why do I do that? Because there are females out there who show surprise. And I thought, why not incorporate a photo of what I hoped your face looked like when you heard I was this close to so and so hits. Or I had so and so hits. BUT NOW I KNOW YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT ME! OR ELSE YOU WOULDN’T ASK SUCH QUESTION! THAT’S IT! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS THROUGH!

Hey SNL tonight! It’s the one with Maya Rudolph and Sleigh Bells. So  it will probably be as good as the first time!

Nice hat!

Now if you’re a blonde, no offense:

But c’mon blondes, don’t tell me you didn’t crack a smile! Ah great, I just offended more people.

“YOU TOLD HIM?!”

Why do I strangely find myself wanting to throw this at a hot dog cart?

No comment…

WHAT WE LEARNED:

I have an obsession with surprised expressions on peoples face!

Barely anybody knows the lyrics to YMCA besides, YMCA!

Frogs make good hats!

Never tell a baby the deep dark secret about peekaboo!

I wanna throw Angry Bird pizza at hot dog carts!

3:13 is the time of royalty!

  In conclusion, have a good Surprised People SNL’s A Rerun Frog Hat Peekaboo Angry Bird Pizza 3:13 Saturday!

I <3 Saturdays

IT’S SATURDAY!!!!!!!!! IT’S SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gotta get down on Saturday. Partyin’ Partyin’ yea! Hope this day never ends. Saturday is my favorite day of the week as you may recall. Well, I have some big news. Get ready for this…

WE ALMOST HAVE 150 HITS!!!!!!

I was surprised too! We only have 9 more hits to go. It may not seem like a lot. But we just started this year, so I mean it’s pretty good! Not like I’m   bragging or anything. OUR WEBSITE IS THE BEST WEBSITE EVA!!! Yea, but I’m totally not bragging. Ah, it seems like just 141 hits ago we had 0 hits.

Hey SNL is of course a rerun. For all of you who don’t know what SNL means, SNL stands for Saturday Night Live. For all of you who don’t know what that is, Saturday Night Live is an American sketch comedy show…blah blah blah blah blah…and may contain some mild sexual humor and/or inappropriate language so please be cautioned by that before you watch it with the whole family. Whew, that’s a mouthful. I believe tonight’s the rerun with Zooey Deschannel (I hope I spelled her name right.) and musical guest Karmin, or Karmen, I DON’T KNOW, IT’S THE EPISODE WITH THE PEOPLE’S NAMES I DON’T KNOW HOW TO SPELL! Speaking of spelling, last night was the Scripps National Spelling Bee in Washington DC, okay well technically Oxon Hill, Maryland but still! Anyway, I love spelling bees, I’ve been in a few (of course not the national one) but why is it on ESPN? I mean spelling the word crustaceology  doesn’t really seem like a sports type thing. Ah kooky television! Kooky indeed.

Aw, way to stay motivated Meowsers!

Just when you thought putting bread on a cat was bad…

INTRODUCING BANANAING

How do you do Bananaing?

1. Get a fake banana costume

2. Put your dog in it.

3. Enjoy.

Ah, the back of the Lucky Charms box, a wonderful piece of literature. I’m already on Chapter 5! “Follow each path to see which one leads to the cereal bowl!” Genius. Simply Genius.

Nice chair bro!

  That’s all I got this Saturday. In conclusion, have a great SNL’s A Rerun 150 Hits Spelling Bee Bananaing Saturday