Addicted To TV *UPDATED* 11/26/2012

  • You end your phone conversations with “You are the weakest link, goodbye!”
  • Every time someone angers you, you threaten to “vote them off the island” the next chance you get.
  • Every time someone answers one of your questions, you ask, “Is that your final answer?”
  • You keep wooden stakes and garlic handy in case Buffy ever needs your help.
  • You honestly believe that you can pass medical school based solely on your knowledge from watching “ER”.
  •  Named your kids C-SPAN, C-SPAN 2
  • Can tell which “Cheers” rerun it is by the way Ted Danson says, ” ‘Cheers’ was filmed before a live studio audience”
  • You wonder if today is the day the coyote finally catches the roadrunner.
  • You know 50 ways to slay a vampire (and you have a witty quip for each one)
  • When you introduce yourself to somebody you say “Hey this is (your name) and you’re watching Disney Channel.
  • You end all your conversations with “Thank you, tune in next week.”
  • At midnight you hum the national anthem.
  • You consider reality tv shows music. (Okay, that one wasn’t really a joke about being addicted to TV that one was more of a jab at MTV)
  • You have always kept up with the Kardashians, and are sometimes ahead of them.



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