I <3 Saturdays: 3 Ways To Laugh At The West

Hey everyone! I’d like to apologize for not posting for a while but I’m back! I know that I rarely forget/don’t post so this w…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, that was a good one! You know what’s not a good one? A Million Ways To Die In The West!

OHHHHHHH YEAH I JUST SAID THAT!

  Okay, to be fair, I’m not sure if that’s true as I haven’t seen it. However I know the critics don’t like it. But who knows, maybe they’re wrong. Maybe it’s up there with Gigli and Jack And Jill as some of the best movies ever made! As I said, I don’t know. However I do know that I have some funny wild west photos for you to enjoy!

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Alright, in all seriousness, just think about how great it would be if they made a wild west version of Willy Wonka. You’d have him riding with his Oompa Loompas as back up. They’d be carrying chocolate for trade and then BAM! Out comes the filthy outlaw, Arthur Slugworth.

Progression Through Time

Star Wars In The Wild West

Big enough for the both of us, this town ain’t.

Thanks for reading! See you Monday!

 

 

 

 

 

 

I <3 Saturdays- The Great Post Before It’s Too Late Race

Hello everybody. Well you know it, I know it, this is an extremely late I ❤ Saturdays. Which means I have to race against the clock, so this still gets posted on Saturday. So, why not go all out and make this post racing themed.

And Now Here They Are….

The Most Daredevil Group Of Daffy Drivers To Ever Whirl Their Wheels In The…

WACKY RACES

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First up, handling her Fierce Frying Pan is Rapunzel.

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Right on her tail is The Break-Up Buggy driven by Betty and Bobby Banana.

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And next here comes the Overly Attatched Girlfriend in her Stalker-Copter.

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Sneaking along last is that mean machine with those double dealing do badders, Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley.

And awayyy they go

On the way out

Wacky Races

AHA! I finished this post before the end of the night (barely)! See you Monday!

 

I <3 Saturdays: Twinkies: Ressurection/Sanjay And Craig review

HALLELUJAH!  HALLELUJAH!The cripple can walk! The deaf can see (Yea, so that may not help any but…) and the lame can talk! But how? Why? Where? Who? When? Really? TWINKIES ARE COMING BACK! That’s right! You can now stop getting fat on cheap knockoffs, and start back on the right foot, getting fat on the actual thing! So isn’t it great you spent  $50,000 on that Twinkie The Kid lunchbox! Hey well with the money you still have you can buy some of the Twinkies. Now we know the Zombieland movie could become a true story once again! Well I would like to dedicate a song to these Twinkies.

Sanjay And Craig

Dude-Snake Friendship You Can’t Break

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One’s The Leader Of These Guys

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One’s The Master Of Disguise

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The Sweetest Dudes Alive

Crash And Burn High Stakes High Five!

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They’re In The Best Friends Hall Of Fame!

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There Is No Best Friends Hall Of Fame!

They Made It Up!

Okay so it didn’t have a thing to do with Twinkies! But it was a cool theme song! Too bad the show it goes with isn’t so cool. Now I’m not saying it was bad, but it definitely wasn’t good. You get this weird feeling where you don’t know if you hated what you just watched or enjoyed it. It had so much potential! They promoted it every 10 seconds. THAT. IS NOT. A JOKE. Nickelodeon interrupted their own tv shows to air commercials for this show. What network would do that?! I mean the show would have to be the best show on the air to get that treatment, and Sanjay and Craig most certainly is not.

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2/5 Butt Jokes

That’s all for now, see ya Monday!

Okay, of course that’s not the end I didn’t just make this to tell you that a sweet yellow cake made out of horrifying chemicals is coming back and to complain about kids shows, here’s today’s caption free pictures!

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Nick's Ratings

I <3 Saturdays: The Spring Break Chronicles

It’s finally SPRINNNNNNGGGGGG BRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. It’s gonna be intense. I’m going to party so hard I won’t be able to party anymore because I partied so hard! WOOT! WOOT! Well I haven’t posted for at least a week if not two. Not a lot has happened really except school stuff. Although I did get my hands on a WiiU. And was asked to stop touching their WiiU and to get out of their house because they don’t even know who I am. No but seriously, I got to play around with a WiiU. I didn’t get to do much but Nintendo Land was a really fun game. But enough about my life. It’s lol time!

So he calls me up

 

CUZ WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER!

Piracy Punishment

 

Fun thought, but it was actually Canada’s response to too many “Eh” jokes.

And now a new feature on I ❤ Saturdays.

The Key To Happiness With Grumpy Cat

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WHAT WE’VE LEARNED

I played a WiiU.

Taylor Swift apparently doesn’t have caller ID.

Grumpy Cat still has a depressing face.

Have a great spring break all!

I <3 Saturdays: American Oddball…err..um…Idol

Hey guys and girls, men and women, cats and dogs, other species. Welcome to another action packed edition of I ❤ Saturdays. Tonight’s topic: AMERICAN IDOL. For our Idol judges this year, we have Randy Jackson, Keith Urban, Mariah Carey, and E.T. (also known as Nicki Minaj). It’s kind of off-putting to me having Nicki as a judge. I mean she talks in a British accent at random times. Which is fun, but not if you’re judging some contestant and you just randomly say “Hello, Madame, how do you do?” in a British accent. On Thursday, she called a contestant a pretty little ladybug. So that settles it, she really is an alien, because she can’t even tell a person’s species. But American Idol is also very educational. It teaches us about The Great Minajian Revolution, the war that took place in 2013 between Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey. Is it bad I want to see these two in The Hunger Games? Seriously though, they are pretty brutal to each other. This show is pretty predictable and the people can be a bit bland. Which explains why next year it is going to be a sitcom starring Zooey Deschanel. But it is predictable. Okay, so if they show a video about how the contestants’  house burnt down they’re going to get through and if they show a video about the contestant’s obsession over Britney Spears, they’re not. I thought tonight we could hold our own American Idol competition entitled: “Internet Idol”. Here’s our first contestant:

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RANDY: That was tight, dawg, or..ummm…I guess cat actually.

Keith: Cool.

Nicki: That was just…wow…That was just….wow…..

Mariah: You have potential.

YOU’RE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!

Next contestant

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Randy: Very thought provoking, dawg!

Keith: Very inspiring.

Nicki: That was cool…..(British accent time)..Oh so very lovely darling. (Regularish voice) So cool!

Mariah: You have potential.

You’re going to Hollywood!

Final contestant of the day…..

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Randy: No, Dawg, No. It’s just not for you!

Keith: Sorry man, no.

Nicki: Oh no. They’re calling me out. I must get back to my home planet.

Mariah: You have potential.

It looks like it’s a no!

 

Now…THE RESULTS.

 

 

 

The next…

Internet Idol is

The Napkin Lolcat!!!

Thank you for watching, I am Purple Seacrest, your local news is coming up next!

 

Have A Great Kitty Cat Napkin Autotuned Saturday!

 

I <3 Saturdays: Appy Birthday!

Before we begin this episode of I ❤ Saturdays I’d just like to share a joke my friend (we will just refer to her as AllyT on here) came up with. Now AllyT is a very creative, comical person. And she just posted this on Facebook a few days ago.

Dear Bullies: If your so cool then why don’t you have a candy named after you???
-Sincerely, Nerds

All I can say is, good one AllyT, good one.

And now to begin our episode of I ❤ Saturdays:

 

Hey! Happy Saturday, everyone. Ah, ya see what I did there, I took your Saturday and I made it happy. Speaking of Happy, on Thursday, it was Apple’s iPhone’s birthday. I hear it was a fantastic party, sadly though Flash couldn’t make it. But oh well.  Hey now that I think about it my girlfriend is like an iPhone 5; I don’t have an iPhone 5. Wow, an iPhone’s screen is brighter than my future! But seriously, those screens are bright. I turned my iPhone 4S’s screen all the way up for brightness, and I had a nice tan! Those iPhone screens are so bright, even (DATED REFERENCE ALERT!) Ken Jennings is like “Whoa!’.  However, despite the iPhone’s super bright screen, my iPhone has caused a bad situation for me. It caused me to fail my Geography test. You see, I cheated and used iOS 6 Maps! The bad maps aside, the iPhone is a very great phone, which is why there are so many companies that challenge it, another challenge for it, making a call! Anyways, the one thing that’s really popular on the iPhone are the apps! You see kids, the App Store is a magical place where birds kill pigs and you spell things with your pals! These apps are so popular, some memes are surfacing around the internet! I have handpicked some of the best!

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Darn…what about Fruit Ninja?

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Aw man! I guess I’ll just play Cut The Rope instead!

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Don’t you hate when you addictions inter-fer with each other!

See ya Monday everybody!

I <3 Saturdays: WHAT THE HECK IS FIGGY PUDDING?!

Oh, bring us a figgy pudding;
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding;
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding and a cup of good cheer

We won’t go until we get some;
We won’t go until we get some;
We won’t go until we get some, so bring some out here

I DON’T HAVE ANY FIGGY PUDDING OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY DOES! I MEAN, WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET THIS STUFF?! FIGGY PUDDING? WOW! AND A CUP OF GOOD CHEER?! GO TO STARBUCKS AND ASK FOR A STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM FRAPPUCCINO!!!! THERE’S YOUR CUP OF GOOD CHEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY, NOW LET ME WATCH ELF! THANKS AND HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the feast of Stephen
When the snow lay round about
Deep and crisp and even

On the feast of Stephen?! YOU ATE A PERSON! AND YOU CALL THIS MAN YOUR KING?! YOU SICKEN ME! YOU SICKEN ME WENCELAS! TAKE YOUR CANNIBALISM ELSEWHERE!

A day or two ago
I thought I’d take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side
The horse was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot
We got into a drifted bank
And then we got upsot

Upsot?! Upsot?! Oh yea, lets make up new words!!! That will really impress Miss Fanny won’t it? GRAB A DICTIONARY AND LEARN REAL WORDS AND GET OUT OF MY BACKYARD!!!

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree. 

A partridge in a pear tree? Yes because THAT’S what every single girl wants. They just want a partridge in a pear tree! That’s on everybody’s Christmas list. I WANT A PONY, A BIKE, OH AND A PEAR TREE WITH A PARTRIDGE IN IT! Come on man. That gift is for the birds.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.

Yes. That’s what I think of when I think of foods that Children love. I think of sugar-plums. Not candy, or ice cream, or pizza, or anything children actually eat! No, no, just sugar-plums. And apparently sugar-plums have taken up dancing too. But only in a child’s head. Yea. They just sneak inside a kid’s ear and start doing the Tango.

Well I think I’ve ripped apart enough of your Christmas cheer. Let’s take a look at some funny pictures shall we.

Christmas Therapy

HEY! SNL tonight. (For all of you that don’t know SNL stands for Saturday Night Live, it is a sketch comedy series. There is mild language and sexual references so we suggest knowing that before sitting around at 11:30 for quality family time) Actually tonight it’s on at 10:00 AND 11:30. @ 10 is last Saturday’s episode, which I assume they’re playing it because it was their Christmas episode. And then @ 11:30 is the rerun with Bruno Mars, which will be probably as good as it was the first time.

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From the creators of Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer comes….Stanley The Spare Reindeer!

Without Glasses

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Has it really come to this?!

I <3 Saturdays: Apocalypse Now…Or 20 Days From Now

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Okay so I know the movie Apocalypse Now has nothing to do with the real Apocalypse, but ya know. Anyway, it was a huge, HUGE, topic in 2009, created a couple movies and now that it’s getting closer, the topic is beginning to be discussed again, I am of course talking about the 2012 Conspiracy, where because the Mayan Calendar ends on December 21, 2012, people think that the Mayans were assuming the world would end and they believe their so called “prediction”. I don’t really believe any of it but if you do, hey then well you do. We just don’t see eye to eye, that’s cool! So for a while I’ll probably be making numerous Apocalyptic Jokes and references until then. But I’m not the only one! Everyone is making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow! (Joke Credit: Anna Savage) Well let’s jump right into this edition of I ❤ Saturdays.

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HEY! SNL tonight is the rerun with Daniel Craig and Muse. SNL stands for Saturday Night Live. There is mild sexual humor and language, so please remember that before sitting at 11:29 at night with the family for some good ol’ quality time.

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That’s not the Bill Gates way, John!

GRANDMA!

 

Haha.

Well folks, remember there’s only 20 more days left!

I <3 Saturdays

Saturday. SATURDAY! SaTuRdAy! saturday? YES IT’S SATURDAY. What the heck was that?! I don’t know. I’m sorry. My weirdness has been getting out of control lately! What will we do?! It has to be tamed. But it can’t be tamed.

I can’t be tamed
I can’t be tamed
I can’t be blamed
I can’t, can’t, I can’t, can’t be tamed
I can’t be changed
I can’t be tamed
I can’t be, can’t, I can’t be tamed

Well then…let’s get this trainwreck on the road. Or would we want to get it off the road? I mean you know it’s a train wreck….so..wouldn’t we wanna clean the road it happened on up? Either way let’s start this episode of I<3 Saturdays.

Hey! SNL is the rerun with Joseph Gordon Levitt!

 

Whoa! Whoa! Violence is no way to respond to being picked from the tree!

 

Whoa…easy there Furby..I just forgot about you for a while…BUT now I remember you.. AND I totally didn’t replace you with the new Furbies that came out in 2012. Hey..that knife is awfully close to me..very close…very…very

 

We apologize but the rest of I ❤ Saturdays can not be seen at this time due to a bit disagreement with Purple and his Furby. We apologize and this will be just a brief disagreement…I ❤ Saturdays shall resume shortly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OH NO THE FURBY IS TAKING OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dah a-loh nah-bah Noh-lah, O-kay? Kah toh-loo loo-loo.

 

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