Hahahahahaha! That’s so Purple! Anyway, Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes came out a few weeks ago and it has apes riding on horses with guns! If that’s not the greatest thing you’ve ever heard then you can leave right now! (Actually please stay! You might be interested in following! I NEED TO BE POPULAAAAAARRRR!) And so because of this great achievement in film, it shall have the spotlight shone on it for this Friday Night Fever. I’m sure everyone involved with the film is honored to have a salute such as this!
Now all we need is the 90’s X-Men cartoon theme sung by orangutans!
A Michael Jackson documentary starring an ape? Neat.
Ahhhh gotta love catchphrases! Except when they suck like that one! Speaking of things that suck, isn’t it just awful when you send a text to the wrong number? But it’s not awful when it isn’t happening to you! Let’s laugh at these people’s misery! Here are five hilarious wrong number texts.
Aw. Rejection is never easy.
I have no words. I am sorry for putting those 2 images in your head for the rest of your life though.
It’s nice to see people can respond well when others are kitten around!
Hello everyone! Happy Fourth Of July! The day where we celebrate the USA by drinking alcohol and playing with explosives! Today I say that my blog honors this great country through E-cards! It’s what the founding fathers would want!
Not to mention Uncle Sam selfies and pets painted red white and blue!
While drinking our imported beer and eating hot dogs, which originate from Germany. USA! USA! USA!
There is no way I could say anything to this. It’s too great.
Back in 1963, when I started Friday Night Fever, we’ve had a bit that has popped up from time to time called Bad Advice Cat Advice Column, in which Bad Advice Cat Advice Column. We were going to do this again today but unfortunately, Bad Advice Cat got in a serious Breading accident. But don’t fear! We have found a temporary replacement. Please enjoy….