I Sowwy

I’d like to apologize as I was unable to post a Monday Madness today, I’ll definitely be around Friday though.


The Invention Of Lying

Just wanted to make a quick update. As you noticed, I haven’t posted. But I actually have an excuse (school), but I’m going to try my hardest to pump out a Sunday Funday and Monday Madness, so be on the look out.

I <3 Saturdays: There's Plenty Of Fitch In The Sea

Well its official. Kids think radio is uncool. Everyone at my school declares radio to be uncool. Well you know what this means. Radio can’t shop at Abercrombie And Fitch. So if you have been living under a rock lately, which if you do that’s okay, rocks are pretty cool, Abercrombie and Fitch CEO Mike Wazowski err… Mike Jeffries rather, has experienced a major backlash when some random bored person found a 2006 article in Salon has a quote from him that reads: “Candidly, we go after the cool kids. We go after the attractive all-American kid with a great attitude and a lot of friends. A lot of people don’t belong [in our clothes], and they can’t belong. Are we exclusionary? Absolutely. Those companies that are in trouble are trying to target everybody: young, old, fat, skinny.” Strangely enough, he states that they don’t label people in that same article. But why is this just becoming an issue now? BECAUSE IT WAS IN STINKIN’ SALON! Seriously, does anybody read that? Well anyway, Magic Mike apologized sort of and here it is: “I want to address some of my comments that have been circulating from a 2006 interview. While I believe this 7 year old, resurrected quote has been taken out of context, I sincerely regret that my choice of words was interpreted in a manner that has caused offense. A&F is an aspirational brand that, like most specialty apparel brands, targets its marketing at a particular segment of customers. However, we care about the broader communities in which we operate and are strongly committed to diversity and inclusion. We hire good people who share these values. We are completely opposed to any discrimination, bullying, derogatory characterizations or other anti-social behavior based on race, gender, body type or other individual characteristics.” So basically he’s sorry that people got upset but still says they only target a certain type of people. Thanks for that lad. So if you can see I don’t really care for Mikey too much. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a good Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and everything, but just not my favorite. Oh, whoops! Wrong Mike. I consider myself to be overweight.  And when this man insults me and my obese homies, I get upset. You see, I try to lose weight but I just can’t. So you see, I’m a living Mount Everest and I’m okay with that. Now that you’ve skipped over  read this paragraph, let’s move on to some funny pictures, all dealing with a certain clothing store….I swear I was just think about it….ah that’s right..Kohl’s….no….ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH! DUH!

Abercrombie And Fitch


Just hope that cat’s not Garfield.

Abercrombie And Fitch 2


Abercrombie And Fitch 3


I actually get my clothes at J-Wowlmart.



See ya Monday!

Friday Night Fever: Spring Break Continues

Fridays! Nights! Springs! They are breaking! Need I say more? Ever heard of a little show called of Adventure Time?  It’s only the most popular cartoon on Cartoon Network right now.  Anyway, the internet is buzzing about the latest episode called Simon And Marcy. On one side there’s Simon Cowell. On the other side there’s Marcie from Charlie Brown, whose annoyed that people keep misspelling her name as Marcy. They form together and become Simon and Marcie. The End. BEST. ADVENTURE. TIME. EPISODE. EVER!  Well as you may have guessed, I didn’t see that episode. But that’s only because I was too busy partying in BOSTON! YEAUHHH! Boston, the town that can’t flush toilets. Seriously it’s not that hard PEOPLE! Anywho, we saw a basketball game and THE CELTICS WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!the title of being losers. Luckily we made it just in time for Easter and what would Easter be without a good corny Easter joke? A bad Easter, that’s for sure!

Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?



But in all seriousness, let’s get to some not so serious pictures.

Batman and Superman


The Caped Crusader Comes Carrying Comebacks.

Hunger games fans

Easter Bunny



Well there’s a happy thought to leave you with! See ya tomorrow!

Friday Night Fever: BACK IN ACTION!

IT’S BAAAAAACKKK! After 2 months of going dark, Friday Night Fever has returned and continues right where we left off. Which was nowhere. There’s no continuation in this whatsoever. Enjoy.


Hey! We finally have a new Friday Night Fever! We have a great show, stick around, One Direction is here and we’ll be right back. Oh and of course, it wouldn’t be Friday without a feud! Taylor Swift is mad at Amy Poehler and Tina Fey’s jokes about her at the golden globes.







WHO CARES?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?

Well I’d just like to say that this whole thing is so….(WEOOO!WEOOOO!WEEEEOOOO!) OH NO! IT’S THE BAD PUN SIREN!

  • I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
  • Puns about German sausage are the wurst.
  • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
  • I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me!

ENOUGH! No more puns. Now as I was saying, this whole Taylor Swift-Amy and Tina feud thing

  • I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull them off.
  • I knew a woman who owned a taser! Man, she was stunning.
  • I got a small ticket for speeding. That’s fine.

OKAY! PLEASE STOP! Anyway, what’s kinda funny about this feud is

  • Did you see that movie about hot dogs. It was an Oscar wiener.
  • Towels tell dry jokes.
  • When Peter Pan throws a punch, they Neverland.
  • Someone was running a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.

ALRIGHT! WE’RE DONE NOW! This feud is so

  • I’m a sap for tree jokes.


Just stop it! This is my post get out! I’m in control of what I type!

  • Mimes stay silent, to say the least.



These questions and more won’t be answered in the next episode of Friday Night Fever!

Legend Of Zelda

That’s a cool car. Anyone have a Link to their website?

Alone Forever

Good for you!

And now a recurring segment. We’ve done this for..gosh…at least the past 30 years.

Bad Advice Cat Advice Column

In which Bad Advice Cat gives you a little bit of advice for your life:

Bad Advice Cat!

Great advice! Never fail to amaze me!

That’s all! See ya tomorrow!


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Some News

Well, something has came up and The Time Wasting Bowl’s main event: Team Lolcats VS Team Graphjam has been postponed until Sunday or Monday. I will still continue the jokes, posts, and page updates today and tomorrow though! NEVER FEAR! THOSE ARE STILL HERE!

Monday Madness: 2 Hour Delay……NO WAY!

Hey! Happy Monday everyone! Although it wasn’t a happy morning for me. My school was the only school in the county not to have a 2 hour delay!!!! Which is extra disappointing because I stayed up watching the WWE Royal Rumble last night. Just kidding! Pay Per View, taking dollars from me and you!- A Purple Huskyman original poem Anyway, I heard though that Cena won 2013 Royal Rumble. THAT WASN’T PREDICTABLE AT ALL!!!! *cough* sarcasm *cough*. Well since I didn’t watch it because it was Pay Per View, I don’t really have much on the subject, but I do have John Cena joke. Okay so get ready for this: Q: What did John Cena tell the Japanese Chef? A: You can’t Sashimi! *NOT THOUGHT OF BY ME! Another big thing going on right now are rumors that Beyonce lip-synced the National Anthem at Obama’s Inauguration. Destiny’s Child member Michelle Williams actually defended Beyonce though, but it’s surprising she’d had the time to speak out since she is spending her day trying to get on Dancing With The Stars. *ALSO NOT THOUGHT OF BY ME! Lindsey Lohan actually turned down being on Dancing With The Stars this season, probably because she’s somebody people have actually heard of! Well enough chit-chat, it’s time for what you came here for, FUNNY PICTURES!


Is American Idol on tonight? Or is that tomorrow? Wow, you know this post is going downhill when I’m not even coming up with a caption and instead wondering what’s on TV tonight!


Well, that’s not exactly the Google Chrome logo but they probably had to change it so nobody would find out they were the ones who made it! But alas, the code has been cracked!


That’s some Cartoon logic for you!

Alright well before we go there’s something I wanna discuss that I briefly mentioned on Saturday. This upcoming Saturday will be the first annual Time Wasting Bowl! But what is this Time Wasting Bowl you ask? Well on Saturday, in honor of the Super Bowl the next day,  in the evening it’s the I ❤ Saturdays Time Wasting Bowl Team LOLcats VS  Team Graphjam with a special half time performance by Kanye West. Plus a whole day of posts, page updates, and football jokes! You WON’T wanna miss this. So join us for that!

I <3 Saturdays: YOU SLACKER!

I know, I know. I didn’t post Monday Madness this week. But hey cut some slack to this slacker, alright? Anyway, recently I for some reason have gained interest in the Cartoon Cartoons. You know, the cartoons made with a collaboration of Cartoon Network and other studios. I’m not sure why I’m suddenly interested in them again. I guess because I honestly didn’t watch that many of them as a kid. The ones I watched were Dexter’s Lab, Cow And Chicken, and The Powerpuff Girls. And I watched Mike, Lu, and Og twice or maybe three times at the most. But all the other ones no. I hadn’t even heard of Time Squad or Sheep In The Big City until recently when I started looking back on these cartoons. So yea, I just thought I’d bring that up because I had no topic for tonight. So why don’t we go into Week Two of Internet Idol, our own American Idol contest where we find the funniest memes on the web and see which one will become the…next….Internet….Idol.

Hello, I am Purple Seacrest and this…………………………………………………………………………………………………is………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………Internet………………………………………….Idol!

Here is our first contestant:




Randy: Not cool, dude

Keith: I’m afraid it’s a no.

Nicki: Are you serious? Nuh-uh. No sirrrrrr!

Mariah: You have potential.

Next contestant:

Forever Alone

Randy: That was cool, dawg. It was alright! It was alright!

Keith: Okay.

Nicki: Very moving. I like it. And you’re very attractive…..from an angle.

Mariah: You have potential.


Randy: Nice! Dawg! Nice!

Keith: Cool, man.

Nicki: Man, you are quite good looking. A very good looking man indeed. Those female viewers at home, they’re just gonna be eatin’ you up.

Mariah: You have potential.



The results are in:

The next Internet Idol is……

going to be one of these three contestants. It could be Kanye Interrupts, Forever Alone, or Graphjam. The votes are in and the next Internet Idol is……….not Lolcat because he was last week’s Internet Idol. We are currently focusing on this week’s Internet Idol. So your votes have been counted and the next…Internet Idol…is…………..in this envelope I am holding. When I open this baby up, BOOM! There ya go. There’s your winner. So the next Internet Idol is………who you have chosen. We got 30,000,000,000,000,000 votes and the next Internet Idol is….okay, before we get into that, let’s review. Our contestants are Kanye Interrupts, Forever Alone guy, and Graphjam. So that means one of those will be come the next…Internet…Idol. And the next Internet Idol is…coming up after these messages.


(Insert advertisements here)

Alright, the wait is over, this is the moment you’ve been waiting for…the next….Internet………………….Idol……………………..issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss…..going to be revealed after a performance by whatever pop star is popular right now.




Forever Alone Guy.

Seacrest out!



Well everybody, see ya Monday, and then make sure to come back on Saturday for the first ever Time Wasting Bowl, it’s Team Lolcats against Team Graphjam. You won’t wanna miss it!