NEW HEADER!!! NEW MASCOT!!!

We have a new header/ mascotImage

His name is Steve.

A sub page under about is to be made for him!

Here’s a brief bio about Steve, written by Steve himself!: Hi. I’m Steve. Chirp

 

WASN’T THAT AMAZINGLY EPIC?! Sorry I’m just really excited about our new mascot.

I mean a new kitten and a new mascot EPIC!

Things NOT To Do: In An Elevator

Elevator rides can be exciting. But there are some weird people out there who get ideas in their head and have to pursue them. So before that happens to you: Things you shouldn’t do on Elevator ride (NO MATTER HOW INSANELY FUN IT SOUNDS.)

1.  Sell Girl Scout cookies.

2. Shave.

3. Offer name tags to people coming on.

4. When it arrives at your floor, try to push the doors open and when they open automatically, act like you did that. (“Finally I got them pushed open.”)

5. Do Yoga. ( “Alright everyone, now let’s do the eagle pose.”)

6. Bring a chair and sit down for the ride.

7. When you’re in a crammed elevator, moan “Oh not now motion sickness.” (Unless of course you really have motion sickness.)

8. Sing “Mary Had A Little Lamb” the entire way to your floor.

9. Leave a box between the doors.

10.  Ask each passenger if you can push a button for them and then push the wrong one.

11. Have a hand puppet and talk to each passenger through it.

12. Say “Ding ” at every floor. (“It was funny the first time man, but c’mon Kevin, we’re at floor 23, give it a rest!)

13. Lean against the button panel.

14. Dance to the elevator music. (“What Harold? This is is my jam.”)

15. Make explosion noises everytime someone presses a button.

16. Play twister. (“Right hand, green.”)

17. Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures. (“And at the time of danger, an oxygen mask will drop below. Thank you and enjoy your flight.”)

Okay, so maybe some of those would be fun, but still……..

Things NOT To Do: In A Hotel

1. When you go to the candy counter ask for everything.

2. Dress up as Santa and hand out gifts like yarn, tape etc. (“Yea, now that lump of coal is sounding good.”)

3. Take a nap of the front desk. (People won’t wanna check in or check out!)

4. Ask housecleaning for their autograph.

5. Call the front desk and to say Good Night.

6. Scream “OPEN SESAME” before sticking your room key. (Some things are only funny once)

7. In the  lobby, be in your swimsuit, lay on your stomach, and pretend to swim. (What a great way to greet visitors!!)

8.  Act out a scene from Twilight in the lobby. (“Hmm Harold, I didn’t think that’s what it meant when it said fun entertainment options.”)

9. When you go out of the elevator say “Teleportation is possible!” (Beam Me Aboard.)

10. Throw water balloons at people from the balcony.

11. Push every single button on the elevator.

Don’t do these: Enjoy your stay. Do these: Don’t be surprised if check out is being kicked out.

I <3 Saturdays

IT’S SATURDAY!! MY MOST FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK! Except today my Saturday is going kinda rough. See I performed in a talent show today and there were two ribbons I could receive: Gold And Silver. I got Silver, and let’s just say one of my family members isn’t too happy…Okay so not happy at all. So I’m kinda depressed because that family member is. So I think I need a little bit of cheering up.

BAD GOAT! BAD GOAT!

Just a fun ride on the rollercoaster.

It’s not what it looks like……………..

A squirrel with a secret identity

FIDO CAN FLY?!

A game of underwater tennis, anyone?

CATABUNGA!

To Eggs: It’s HORROR To Society: It’s breakfast.

Rule Breakers..THEY’RE EVERYWHERE

Well these sorta cheered me up…I hope they made you smile as well. Well, I’ll see ya later!!

 

TUESDAY!!!!

It’s Tuesday. Not much to say about Tuesday really….. I don’t know, I don’t really thing much about Tuesday, nobody ever really says much about Tuesday…..

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Maybe that’ll give you something to talk about……

HOT DOG STUFFED PIZZA CRUST O.o

By now you’ve probably heard that Pizza Hut is offering hot dog stuffed crust for their pizza. Now personally, I think it sounds strange, but so strange I wanna try it.

However, by now you’ve also probably heard it’s only available in The United Kingdom. When I heard that I was upset. Americans are the pioneers of stuffed crusts! WHY DOES ENGLAND GET ALL THE GLORY?! Then again this could be their revenge on us for putting their Harry Potter in our theme parks.

But I mean don’t you think we should at least get a chance to try it too! Americans can never beside between a hot dog and pizza and now’s our chance, but I don’t really wanna fly all the way to Europe to solve my problems. Sooooooooooooo…………………

In conclusion, I think Americans need this great (and possibly disgusting, BUT WE WOULDN’T KNOW WOULD WE) experience.

 

Sorry for this post, but sometimes I need to vent.

Things NOT To Do: At The Movie Theater

Movie theaters are for one thing: texting. I’m kidding but I’m serious. As we know though, there are certain things to do in a movie theater. These aren’t those things:

  1. During previews, shout out “COULD YOU PLEASE FAST FORWARD IT?!”
  2. Whenever there is a gunshot in the movie, yell “EVERYBODY GET DOWN!” and get down on the floor.
  3. Ask the usher “Come here often?”
  4. Give a standing ovation when the previews end.
  5. Cheer when there’s a sad part, and cry when there’s a happy part.
  6. Clap when a good guy gets hurt.
  7. Ask the people who walk in late for their autograph.

Don’t do those things and I’d say you’d have a good movie going experience unless you’re watching a lame movie. However if you do, then that’s the end of your film!

Things NOT To Do: At The Mall

Ah! The Mall! A great place to shop! It has a wide variety of stores and is like paradise to any shopaholic. It also is a great place to witness a stampede up close on Black Friday. But like everywhere, there are certain ways to act at a mall, and this isn’t the way:

  1. Ask mall cops what Paul Blart is like.
  2. Fall asleep on the mattress in the mattress store.
  3. At Christmas Time, ask Santa to sit on your lap.
  4. Stare at the static on the tv display and then ask the people walking by if they can see the hidden picture.
  5. Sprint up and down the escalator.
  6. When on the elevator say “I hope it doesn’t break this time.”
  7. Jump on the mattresses in the mattress store.
  8. Model the flea collars at the pet shop.
  9. Change every tv set in the tv store to Disney Channel and repeat the dialogue.

Don’t do those things and you’ll be sure to have a great day at the mall. If you do these things, don’t be surprised when you find out you’re on the mall cops’ most wanted list.