What’s Steve Chirping About? UPDATED 2-2-13


Our site’s mascot/pet bird Steve is quite the talker. Here’s a page we gave to him to talk about what’s on his mind. NOTE: He’s still learning spelling and grammar

Steve

4/30/12: 6:51 PM – Beeing fed wurms while tryin two think uv sumthing clevur to post on https://justanothertimewastingwebsite.wordpress.com . It is hard. I m tired. Going two go two bed. ZZZZZZ

4/30/12: 7:00 PM – I had a good rest. Wundering how much longer I hav to pose four this moduling job as the site’s headur. It is hard standing on top uv this website all da time. Going two half two hire a stunt double.  I m tired. Going two go two bed. ZZZZZZ

4/30/12: 7:20 PM– I had a good rest. Still standing on top of this website. I hope i get lots uv muney for this becuz my legs r tired. It is also reely hard two keep balance up here. I wish i wuz somewhere else. I hope i get vaycayshun days becuz i want two visit Maui. My legs reely hert! I mite fly away from this spot in a few minuts. Nah, I’ll stay, i could becum rich by being this header sumday. I m tired. Going two go two bed. ZZZZZZ

4/30/12: 7:30 PM– I had a good rest. About two get supper. I hope it is pizza. I luv pizza. Especially pepperonee and bacun as my toppings. Ooh, i can smell supper. It is not pizza, it is lasagna. BOO! Now i m sad and about two cry. Wait, now I m told that it is pizza flavured lasagna, i m happy again. I m sitting here wundering what a lady gaga is. I hope it is a type uv pizza. (SITE OWNER’S NOTE: No but she probably has worn pizza.) I am being told what a lady gaga is, and being shown a video. Whoa, she came out uv an egg. She is just like me I guess. I m tired. Going two go two bed. ZZZZZZ

5/1/12: 3:10 PM – I had a good rest. Getting a snakk. I m sitting here wondering if anybuddy is reeding dis. They probublee arent. I reely wunt sum pizza rite now. I luv pizza so much. It is da greytest spanish food ever.  I m tired. Going two go two bed.ZZZ

5/1/12: 3:15 PM  – Chirp.

5/1/12: 5:42 PM – I had a good rest. I wunder if dis cumputer understands da wurds I m typing. Hello cumputer, I wunt pizza. Can you turn da wurds I m typing into pizza. Pleaze. Can you? I will have pepperonee and bacun as my toppings. And sum cheez bred. Okay cumputer, thank you cumputer. Darn, it didn’t work.  I guess cumputers aren’t THAT advanced yet. Sigh. I m tired. Going two go two bed.ZZZZ

5/1/12: 6:00 PM– I had a good rest. I m reely hungry. I wunder when I will get supper. I wunder what’s for supper. Maybe it is pizza. I will ask the site owner. It is not pizza, it is stake. I m now sad. Why can’t I hav pizza?! Pizza is cool. Stake is four lions. I m not a lion. I hate stake. BOO! I m tired. Going two go two bed.  ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

5/2/12: 5:49 PM – I had a good rest. I had stake four supper last nite. At furst I refuzed to eat it, but then I did and I liked it! But I axidentallee spilled sum on da cumputer. I thot dat I ruined the cumputer and it would nevver wurk again. But it did and dat makes me happee! I wunder what we’ll b eating tonite. I hope it is pizza. I m being told it is chicken nuggets. Now I m sad and don’t think I can eat it becuz I m best friends with a chicken. I won’t eat I guess. Sigh! I m tired. Going two go two…………ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

5/2/12: 6:00 PM – I had a good rest. I m wurried. As you kno we are having chicken nuggets for supper, and  I m best friends with a chicken. What if he is the one who has been nuggeted?! I reely wunt food. But eating my friend would b rong. WHAT DO I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Idk (that’s cool bird talk four I don’t kno) what I should do. What if your bff is a chicken and you have to eat chicken, how would you kno if it would be him or not!! I m tired. Going two go…………………..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

5/3/12: 3:36 PM– I had a good rest. I refuzed to eat chicken nuggets yesterday so I got wurms insted. Speeking uv chicken nuggets I wunder wear my chicken friend is. Last time I checked he wuz at Kentucky Fried Chicken. Hmmm, wunder where he iz now. I m tired. Going two…..ZZZZZZZ

5/12/12: 9:19 PM– Sorry for not updating for a while, I hav been bizzy. It iz almost bed time (BOO!) It iz so not fair that I half two go two bed while my owner Purple Huskyman stayz up all owers waching a show called SNL (That’s cool bird talk four Saterday Nite Live.) He sayz it iz not appropriette for sumone my age. He iz so mean. I can not wait two grow up! Maybe I will. I’ll show him I m machure. (STEVE, TIME FOR BED! STOP TYPING!) I’ll show him…. (STEVE I MEAN IT!!) I can show him i m old enuff. (STEVE! IF YOU DON’T GET OFF NO PIZZA FOR A MONTH) next saterday. NIGHT!

6/01/12: 10:36 PM– I m staying up past my bedtime! Chirp. It’s bean a while. With dat, a lot haz changed four me. I hav became the site’s headur, but I still have to be on top of this website 😥 and I m learning how to spell and speak better. I hav to go to school. So far I’ve learned that when I say two I reely should spell it to, and well, that iz it so far. It iz not fair tho, becuz everyone else iz out uv school. That makes me jelish. Oh well. I m tired Going..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

6/01/12: 10:51 PM – I had a good rest. I m in bed rite now. I m trying to remember other things I hav been tot in school. Oh, when I say hav, I reely mean have. The e is silent. English iz so weerd. I want pizza. I m tired. Goin..ZZZZZ

6/08/12: 11:51 AM– I m back in action! I m happy cuz last night I finally got to have PIZZA!!! Pepperonee and bacun!!! HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY! It made me so happee!!!! I luv pizza! Especially Pepperonee and bacun! HOORAY! I still have to go to school. Yesterday I learned that when I say uv I really me of. Why an f? THAT MAKES NO CENTS!!!! Oh well, school is about to start. I m tired. Goi- (STEVE! TIME FOR SCHOOL!) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

6/08/12: 12:18 PM– Chirp.

6/08/12: 12: 20 PM– I m at school but I m also sneaking on the computer. OOH! I m a bad bird. Very bad. Sooper bad. You know Im Bad! Im Bad! You know it! Ah Michael Jordan is the best singer ever. But seriously I m bad. DON’T MESS WITH ME BECUZ I M SO BAD! I m so bad even the school’s meatloaf gets shivers when he sees me! I m so bad if you looked up in the dictionary frightening, there would b a picture of me. I m so bad not even Bob The Builder can fix me! I m so bad Al Capone runs in fear when he sees me. I m so bad that I don’t break rules, I kill them. I m so bad that- (STEVE! THIS IS YOUR TEACHER! DETENTION FOR A MONTH! NO COMPUTER UNLESS IT’S FREE TIME!) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

7/02/12: 3: 20 PM– Well, I m back from detention. It wuz horrible. I had to sit there and do wurk. 😦 It wuz very boring. Then I got grounded by Purplehuskyman from the computer and pizza for a month. I HATE SCHOOL! AND I HATE PURPLEHUSKYMAN! NOW I M GOING TO FLY AWAY!#steveproblems

9/03/12: 11:20 AM- Well I m back from a two munth tripp away from home. I wuz scared at furst that I would be grounded. But I wuz not grounded. Purplehuskyman is throwin a partee. We hav live mucas and pizza with pepperonee and bacun. I even get to stay up late. BEST DAY EVAH! And I promized Purplehuskyman I would never, ever, run away agen, and that I wood pay attenshun in school! However today I don’t half to go to school, so ya. Wow the party started at like 12:00 last night and still isn’t overr. And they just keeeep ordering pizza. I see a lot haz hapened since I’ve ben gone. There’s new people here: Dark Star 691, Huskymax, and EEEEK. And aboat my tripp I’ll talk aboat it later, write now I m going to PARTAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! (Alright everybody! Party’s over!) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

11/23/12: 6:31 PM– Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! I m very hert. I hav just gone black fryday shopping. I wunted a knew flat screen teevee, but den a mean wuman came up and smacked me. She punched me, roundhouse kicked me, and she even plucked one of my feathers. I m in pane. I m never ever doin that agen. (Oops! I forgot to get that 50% off jacket at Kohl’s, I guess we’re going back) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

11/24/12: 12:58 PM– Oh! OW! OWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWIE! OWWIE! OWWIE! OWWIE! OW! Ouch. Man, I am in pane! PANE I TELL YOU! PANE! I want it to go away! I just want..it..to..go..away. Oh ouch! Why?! Oh! Why?! Well I yesterday wus dragged back to the torchure chamber that is Black Friday!  Ow! It hurts! I went with Purple to get the jacket at Koalz and now I m in evan moor pane! I wuz stomped on, beaten, bruised, attacked, punched, tackled, sat on, kicked, i had a shoo throne at  my hed, basically ever single forum of abuse you can imagine, I’m the poaster child for it. At leest it’s Saterday and all of that stuff is over. (OOH look! Walmart’s Black Friday Deals carry on to today!) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

11/24/12: 1:15 PM– Chirp.

11/24/12: 1:30 PM– Chirp. Chirp.

11/24/12: 1:31 PM– Tweet.

11/24/12: 1:33 PM– Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. OW! OWWWW! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW! OW!I am in pane! GIGANTIC UNCURABLE PANE! Ouch! OUCH! I don’t think I’m ever going to recover. I’ve just never felt this bad in my. I am really herting. I want it to stop. I better have lotz of pepperonee and bacun pizza and be allowed to watch Saterday Night Live. Do you know what I’ve been thru. I went to Walmart and there wuz onlee won Won Directshun CD left. So I flew up to grab it butt wuz knocked down by this 16 yeer old gurl. I pecked her i out. She fell on the floor screeming. Victory I though. But then that gurl’s big buff friend Rolanda came and started smacking me and punching me and she grabbed the cd right out of my wings. I flew over and grabbed it with my beak. She chazed me. I in the end got the CD and flew home quickly. I m glad I no longer hav to fight against that Rolanda girl. (Hey Steve, there’s someone here who wants to see you, she says her name is Rolanda) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2-2-13: 11:32 PM– Hello, I have knot updated my status for a while. Purple Huskyman has been busier than evur getting reddy for r souperbowl partee tomorrow. I m so xcited. This is my furst souperbowl ever. I hear my friends the Ravens will be playing in it. They moved to Baltimore years ago and I haven’t seen them since. They disguysed themselfs as humans when they got there. I m xcited and I m cheering them on every step of the way! (Steve, you’re rooting for the 49er’s tomorrow right?) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

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