Rejected Disneyworld Attractions UPDATED 7/4/2014

• The Mission to Mars That’s Been Slashed By NASA Budget Cuts
•  The Hall of Ousted Walt Disney Company Presidents
•  Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride In a Recalled BMW
•  Journey to the Center of Cleveland, Ohio
•  The Foreclosed House of the Future
•  The Carousel of Congress
•  The Log Flume That Women and Heavyset Men in White T-Shirts Should Probably Avoid
•  ‘Toy Story’s’ Lead-Free Paint Extravaganza
•  The Rock ‘n Roller Coaster Starring Nickelback
•  The Adventures of ‘Finding Nemo’ Dead in the Fish Tank Because Your Kid Forgot to Feed Him
•  ‘John Carter’: The Ride
•  Never-ending Line to Nowhere
• The Pirates of San Francisco
• Main Street Electrocution Parade
• Stitch’s Great Imprisonment
• The Rock n’Roller Coaster starring the Wiggles
• Honey, I Shrunk Our Bank Account
• The Great Sitcom Ride
• Cinderella’s Haunted Castle
• Swiss Family Outhouse
• Soarin’ Over Disney’s Waste Disposal Area
• Spaz Mountain
• The American Adventure: As told by the Cast of High School Musical
• Haunted Man-Chin (Starring Jay Leno)
• Cinderella’s Wash the Floors & Tables Character Dinner
• Main Street Fakery
• Stitch’s Great Waste of Time and Space
• Hall of Presidential Interns
• Mickey’s Rain Poncho Parade
• Finding Nemo on Ice Sushi Bar
• Swiss Family Cheesehouse
• Urine River Rapids
• Narnia: It’s a Movie…. For Theatres….We Made It… come in… see a clip…. buy the DVD now
• MySpace Mountain
• Expedition Never Rest
• The Terrible Movie Ride
• Walt’s Walk-In Freezer
• Honey, We Lost Our Kids Somewhere In Epcot