Tests. Ugh. A lot of schools have taken their end of the year tests. Boo. The good part is though that there’s no more tests to be taken. Except this one. GROAN! I know you hate taking tests. But this is worth 67% of your grade! SO DO GOOD ON IT! OR ELSE……………………………..Now no cheating. The answers are at the bottom. (Hey, wait, what kind of a test is this?) ONE THAT’S WORTH 67% OF YOUR GRADE! THAT’S THE KIND! So I hope you studied if not, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN! This is NOT open book. NO TALKING!! You may begin.
THE WWW.JUSTANOTHERTIMEWASTINGWEBSITE.WORDPRESS.COM FINAL EXAM
SECTION ONE: MISC.
Answer each question.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
2. Say silk five times. Now spell silk. What do cows drink?
3. If a red house is made of red bricks, a blue house made of blue bricks, a pink house-pink bricks, a black house- black bricks, what is a green house made out of?
NO CALCULATOR IS TO BE USED FOR THIS NEXT PROBLEM!
4.You are driving a bus from London to Milford haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, 6 people get off the bus, and 9 people get on. In Swindon, 2 people get off and 4 get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off, and 16 people get on. Ion Swansea, 3 people get off, and 5 people get on. In Carmathen, 6 people get off, and 3 get on. You arrive at Milford Haven. How old is the bus driver?
SECTION TWO: LANGUAGE ARTS
What are the following things representing?
5. I’m A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z
6. or nothing
Solve each problem
SECTION THREE: MATH
9. If it takes 6 men to dig one hole, how many men does it take to dig half of a hole? DO WITHOUT A CALCULATOR!
10. A farmer has seventeen sheep, all but nine die, how many our left? NO CALCULATOR!
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Number One: The answer is not toast. It’s bread. Number Two: The answer ain’t milk. Cows drink water. Cows produce milk though. NUMBER THREE: Did you say green bricks? Everybody knows a greenhouse is made of glass. FOUR: The beginning of the question says you’re driving the bus. Don’t you know your age? FIVE: Anyone who knows their alphabet would know the answer: I’m Missing U. Check that question again. Where’s the U? SIX: Double or nothing. SEVEN: Forgive EIGHT: Misunderstanding between Friends. NINE: You cant dig half of a hole. TEN: Nine. It said all but nine die.
0-3 correct: Fail. I would suggest a lot more studying and note taking.
4-6 correct: Average. Congratulations! You’ve passed your final exam!
7-10 correct: Above Average. Excellent Work! I can tell you really studied hard and prepared for this.