Have You Ever Wondered….. UPDATED!

  A lot of us have questions that we can never seem to answer. We search for a long time but we never find the answer. We always tell our self it’s there some where, but let’s admit it, it’s not. Here are those questions, we ponder and ponder at, still waiting to receive an answer to: 
  • If the #2 pencil is the favorite, why is it #2?
  • Why is there a light in the fridge but not the freezer?
  • Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
  • Why is a fat chance and a slim chance the same thing?
  • Why do people say I could care less, that means they care!
  • Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers?
  • Why is abbreviation such a long word?
  • If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we know?
  • When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
  • If a vacuum cleaner sucks, is that good?
  • What was Captain Hook’s name before he got the hook?
  • Why do we wash towels, aren’t we cleaned while we use them?
  • Why does the word one have a “w” sound in it, but the word two doesn’t?
  • Why do scrub down and wash up mean the same thing?
  • Why is it called a building when it’s already built?
  • Can someone yell “movie” in a firehouse?
  • Why is what doctors do called “practice”?
  • Why is it called lipstick if your lips can still move?
  • Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?
  • Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
  • Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food?
  • Why is it that our feet smell and our nose run?
  • Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
  • If poli means many and tics means blood sucking creatures, what is the real meaning to politics?
  • If vegetarians eat vegetables, than what do humanitarians eat?
  • Why is it called a TV set if you only get one?
  • Why do we say an alarm clock is going off when it rings, shouldn’t it be going on?
  • How can somebody draw a blank?
  • If Star Wars takes place “in a long time ago in a galaxy far far away”, why does almost everyone speak English?
  • How come peanuts that don’t have shells are called shelled peanuts?
  • If the Cincinnati Reds were the first Major League Baseball team, who did they play?
  • Why is tuna called “tuna fish? Chicken isn’t called “chicken bird”, is it?
  • Why are you IN a movie but you’re ON TV?
  • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  • Why do packages say “OPEN HERE”, why not “OPEN SOMEWHERE ELSE”?
  • Why is it that when you transport something by car it’s called shipment, and when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?
  • If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
  • Why do we say people are “out of whack”? What is whack?
  • What were the oldies before they were old?
  • How do you know when you’re out of invisible ink?
  • Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
  • “You know what they say” Who the heck are THEY?
  • When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  • What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  • Why do they call it rush hour if no one is moving?
  • Is there another word for synonym?
  • Why do they report power outages on TV?
  • When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
  • Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
  • If the Barbie Doll is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  • Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

These are the questions that our left unanswered, and remain unanswered…..



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