I <3 Saturdays

IT’S SATURDAY!!!!!!!!! IT’S SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gotta get down on Saturday. Partyin’ Partyin’ yea! Hope this day never ends. Saturday is my favorite day of the week as you may recall. Well, I have some big news. Get ready for this…

WE ALMOST HAVE 150 HITS!!!!!!

I was surprised too! We only have 9 more hits to go. It may not seem like a lot. But we just started this year, so I mean it’s pretty good! Not like I’m   bragging or anything. OUR WEBSITE IS THE BEST WEBSITE EVA!!! Yea, but I’m totally not bragging. Ah, it seems like just 141 hits ago we had 0 hits.

Hey SNL is of course a rerun. For all of you who don’t know what SNL means, SNL stands for Saturday Night Live. For all of you who don’t know what that is, Saturday Night Live is an American sketch comedy show…blah blah blah blah blah…and may contain some mild sexual humor and/or inappropriate language so please be cautioned by that before you watch it with the whole family. Whew, that’s a mouthful. I believe tonight’s the rerun with Zooey Deschannel (I hope I spelled her name right.) and musical guest Karmin, or Karmen, I DON’T KNOW, IT’S THE EPISODE WITH THE PEOPLE’S NAMES I DON’T KNOW HOW TO SPELL! Speaking of spelling, last night was the Scripps National Spelling Bee in Washington DC, okay well technically Oxon Hill, Maryland but still! Anyway, I love spelling bees, I’ve been in a few (of course not the national one) but why is it on ESPN? I mean spelling the word crustaceology  doesn’t really seem like a sports type thing. Ah kooky television! Kooky indeed.

Aw, way to stay motivated Meowsers!

Just when you thought putting bread on a cat was bad…

INTRODUCING BANANAING

How do you do Bananaing?

1. Get a fake banana costume

2. Put your dog in it.

3. Enjoy.

Ah, the back of the Lucky Charms box, a wonderful piece of literature. I’m already on Chapter 5! “Follow each path to see which one leads to the cereal bowl!” Genius. Simply Genius.

Nice chair bro!

  That’s all I got this Saturday. In conclusion, have a great SNL’s A Rerun 150 Hits Spelling Bee Bananaing Saturday

I <3 Saturdays

Today..there..is..finally a new episode of Saturday Night Live. For all of you that don’t know, Saturday Night Live is an American sketch comedy show. Today is also Cinco De Mayo! It’s when we celebrate the Mexican beating the French..it’s a day of victory for Mexico and a day of defeat for france, a win for Mexico, a loss for French. Some Americans celebrate too. When Americans celebrate we get to experience the different cultures of Mexico and- “OH SHUT UP AND PASS THE SALSA!” Today I also figured out how to make Demotivational posters. So without further ado, I bring to you my first ever homemade demotivational poster  *Insertdrumrollhere*

TADA!!! Pretty cool right. Anyway back to Saturday Night Live, tonight Eli Manning is hosting. The musical guest is Rihanna.

That’s a hilarious Saturday Night Live Skit for you to enjoy.

Make sure you always read the warnings first…

This proves my point: they need to make a specially marked box of Lucky Charms with just marshmallows.

Poor guy! And he was in the lead at The Westminster Dog Show 😦

And may the odds be in your favor.

 

That’s all I got this Saturday. In conclusion, happy Cinco De New SNL Just Found Out How To Make Demotivational Posters Mayo!