Friday Night Fever: Going Ape

SORRY FOR NOT POSTING!

Hahahahahaha! That’s so Purple! Anyway, Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes came out a few weeks ago and it has apes riding on horses with guns! If that’s not the greatest thing you’ve ever heard then you can leave right now! (Actually please stay! You might be interested in following! I NEED TO BE POPULAAAAAARRRR!) And so because of this great achievement in film, it shall have the spotlight shone on it for this Friday Night Fever. I’m sure everyone involved with the film is honored to have a salute such as this!

Now all we need is the 90’s X-Men cartoon theme sung by orangutans!

A Michael Jackson documentary starring an ape? Neat.

Photoshop! OOOOOHHHHH! AAAAAAAHHHHHH! OOOOOHHHHH! OOOH! OOOH! AAAH! AAAH!

 

Thank you for reading! I will be gone for a week starting tomorrow but I’ll be back after that!

 

 

 

Friday Night Fever: Knowing Right From Wrong Number

It’s catchphrase time!

SORRY FOR NOT POSTING!

Ahhhh gotta love catchphrases! Except when they suck like that one! Speaking of things that suck, isn’t it just awful when you send a text to the wrong number? But it’s not awful when it isn’t happening to you! Let’s laugh at these people’s misery! Here are five hilarious wrong number texts.

Aw. Rejection is never easy.

I have no words. I am sorry for putting those 2 images in your head for the rest of your life though.

It’s nice to see people can respond well when others are kitten around!

Still more helpful than geek squad!

Wax on! Wax off!

Thanks for reading! See you next time!

Friday Night Fever: So On And So 4th

Hello everyone! Happy Fourth Of July! The day where we celebrate the USA by drinking alcohol and playing with explosives! Today I say that my blog honors this great country through E-cards! It’s what the founding fathers would want!

Not to mention Uncle Sam selfies and pets painted red white and blue!

While drinking our imported beer and eating hot dogs, which originate from Germany. USA! USA! USA!

There is no way I could say anything to this. It’s too great.

 

Back in 1963, when I started Friday Night Fever, we’ve had a bit that has popped up from time to time called Bad Advice Cat Advice Column, in which Bad Advice Cat Advice Column. We were going to do this again today but unfortunately, Bad Advice Cat got in a serious Breading accident. But don’t fear! We have found a temporary replacement. Please enjoy….

E-Card Advice Column

Happy Independence Day everybody!

Friday Night Fever: Michael Baywatch

Hi there everyone! Well Michael Bay’s Transformers 4 is out today and I’ll be honest: I don’t like Michael Bay that much. I mean, he took something like Pearl Harbor and made it into a tragedy! But to stay topical (I NEED THE HITS YO!) I’ve decided to do this Friday Night Fever about him.

Wow! Michael Bay looks a lot younger in this picture.

Well it was more entertain than Dark Of The Moon.

Well not all of them! At least you haven’t touched Dora The Explorer!

OH COME ON!!!

 

Thank you for reading! See you next time!

 

Friday Night Fever: Summer Break (What a creative title!)

SUMMER BREAK

(to the tune of Michael Jackson’s Thriller)

Oh it is summer, summer break!

Full of swimming pools and ice cold lakes

You know it’s summer, summer break

I don’t know how much more of this song I can take!

I just thought I’d give everyone

puts on sunglasses

a head’s up!

YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

These stats have been proved 120% accurate!

What’s the difference between this sign and the movie Signs?

One’s something created that you just wanna ignore and the other is this sign!

BA DUM TSS

Thank you! See you tomorrow everybody!

Friday Night Fever: It’s About Time (Travel)

  Hello everyone! So today X-Men: Still Milking This Franchise…err..Days Of Future Past comes out. I’m going to see it later tonight and I don’t know much about it, but from what I understand it’s a time travel movie. I myself am a time travel enthusiast so I thought that today I would dedicate this post to the wonders of time travel. Let’s begin!

Welcome To Friday Night Fever’s

Guide To Time Travel

STEP 1: Know Your Facts

STEP 2: Get Companions

STEP 3: Hear Other Stories About Time Travel

STEP 4: Do A Quick Test Run

STEP 5: Begin Your Journey

This Concludes Friday Night Fever’s
Guide To Time Travel

Thanks for reading everyone! See you tomorrow!

 

 

 

Friday Night Fever- In Godzilla We Trust

Hello everyone! GODZILLA! A monster pop culture icon that’s adored by everyone (except Japanese atheists) is getting an American remake that’s NOT starring Matthew Broderick. Hooray! Now I’ll be completely honest, I don’t know much about Godzilla. I mean I know he’s from Japan and I know a couple of the basic things, but I haven’t ever seen a Godzilla picture. Actually, that’s a lie, because I’ve seen three and I’m going to share them with you now!

As I stated, I haven’t seen any of these movies. Is this accurate?

What’s the big deal? Isn’t that just the landlord looking in?

 

And now a twist on an old classic.

For the 53 years I’ve been doing Friday Night Fever, we’ve done a segment time and time again entitled Bad Advice Cat Advice Column, in which Bad Advice Cat gives you advice for your life. However for tonight I’ve replaced Bad Advice Cat with Godzilla’s old buddy, King Kong. So, without any further nonsense here is..

King Kong’s Advice Column

Thank you Mr. Kong. Good night everyone!

Friday Night Fever: Iron Man Edition

When we last left our hero, he was fooling everybody with an April Fool’s day prank. But now much trouble has occurred! For you see, he promised he would be back that following Friday. It took him over 30 Days to post again. But he has returned, and is more mediocre than ever. He is Purplehuskyman.

Hey! What’s up everybody? A lot has happened since I last posted. He found out a secret which changed his life forever: I HATE bowling. I mean I absolutely DESPISE IT! There is no sport I hate more than bowling. I can’t do anything in it. I can’t keep score- Wait was that a strike? Was that a spare? Did they get that last frame?  Wait so they got 3 strikes in a row so I add it in that frame and the next and the….what? What do you call 3 in a row anyway? A TURKEY! What kind of a name is that?! Did they just run out of sports terms so they picked something random! WHAT IS THIS? But I especially cant..well BOWL! Well I mean I can but it goes in the gutter. Oh and speaking of things that start with the letter B (wow that was a horrible way to connect these two things) I also HATE bullying. Now I know this a humor blog, but it’s been increasing GREATLY in my school lately. I MEAN HUGELY! It just won’t be stopped. I know bullying will never end (there’s always gonna be someone out there who feels the need to harass you) but this is just getting ridiculous. If you’ve been bullied or are a bystander. Speak up. It does make a difference. If you are a bully, stop. Please. If you’re doing it because you have self esteem issues, just know that you are special and don’t let things bring you down. If they bullied you, don’t take revenge. That’s gonna make it worse. But enough about school life, let’s talk about other very important subjects, like television! Hey, the Teen Titans are back on television in the new show The Powerpuff Titans and…oh sorry I meant Teen Titans Go! Now this show gets WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much  hate. Now I understand if you hate the new show. Especially if for over 8 years you asked for the show to get a sixth season and this is what you got.  But it’s not something you need to death threat the creators over. It also does feel a little bit like a cash in. And speaking of superheroes and cash-ins Iron Man 3 opened today. In this latest film, Iron Man is trapped in the piles of money The Avengers made and must escape. Okay so that’s not the plot, but that would be a pretty interesting flick to see. So in honor of America’s 3rd favorite superhero (after Spider Man and Batman) I say we pay this edition of Friday Night Fever to him!

 

 

 

See you later!

Friday Night Fever: The End Has Come To An End

I did it!!!!!!! I SURVIVED! Man that was quite the adventure today! Especially that one part where the continents separated and the whole state of California was ripped in half. And then there were all the terrible earthquakes in Britain. And then there were those random fires in France. I was really scared as I gripped on to the little land that remained, but I managed to stay strong, unfortunately the rest of my family was not so lucky and my eyes are filling with tears thinking about it. I saved myself instead of them. And that’s something that will haunt me for the rest of my life.

 

What’s that? None of that stuff ever happened and the Mayans were wrong. Hmmm, now that I think about it I guess you’re right. Actually I know you’re right. Everyone knows you’re right. Okay, let’s face it, they predicted the world will end when they can barely predict the weather. Just sayin’! It seems like every year lately they predict the world’s going to end! They predicted it last year, they PROBABLY predicted it in 2010. They kept talking about this “2012” thing back in 2009, and 2008. Back in 2000 they said the world would end because of what I am on right now…COMPUTERS!!!! Because that makes sense right? Even if all our computers couldn’t transfer from 1999 to 2000, why would the world end? It’s not like our world is run by computers! That’s just a myth put out by Apple and sci-fi films! But that was back in 2000, when we listened to Britney Spears, thinking about how nice and innocent she was. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! What do you think 2012 would say to 2000? What do you think 2000 would say to 2012? Why am I getting extremely off topic? Why don’t I just show you some funny pictures and get this over with?

 

 

 

 

Well that’s all guys! Come back tomorrow for a very Christmas themed I ❤ Saturdays!

Friday Night Fever: Gangnam Style

Uh oh. I have some bad news. I’ve came down with a case of the Friday Night Fever. LOL. Hey! It’s Friday! How’s your Friday been? Mine’s been good, thanks for NOT asking! JEESH! YOU REALLY CAN BE SO OFFENSIVE SOMETIMES! Anyway, it’s Friday (YOU MAY HAVE MENTIONED THAT!) and this week the king was dethroned. The king of YouTube that is! Justin Bieber no longer has the highest views. PSY, the singer of the Korean Pop smash hit Gangnam Style is the new king of youtube! I have no clue what any of the words mean so if it’s inappropriate I apologize,

 

I guess Batman’s upset about Bieber’s replacement.

 

Agreed.

 

 

Guy on the left=FAIL!

 

 

WOO! PARTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

See ya next week!