I <3 Saturdays

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I <3 Saturdays: EARLY EDITION

SATURDAY! SATURDAY! SATURDAY! Well today I’m posting this at 11:07!

And if that surprised you wait until you hear this:

WE ARE 2 HITS AWAY FROM 175 HITS !

I know! It’s hard to believe! It seems like just yesterday this website was brand new! I’d like to thank everybody who’s visited so far! Now you’re probably wondering “why do you always do that thing where you take a female celebrity acting surprised?” I mean you’ve done all the females, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, and now you just did Jennifer Lawrence, and you also did another female, Justin Bieber. LOL! I’m kidding. I’m kidding. ¬†Ah, I may have just lost a few people who visit this website. But why do I do that? Because there are females out there who show surprise. And I thought, why not incorporate a photo of what I hoped your face looked like when you heard I was this close to so and so hits. Or I had so and so hits. BUT NOW I KNOW YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT ME! OR ELSE YOU WOULDN’T ASK SUCH QUESTION! THAT’S IT! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS THROUGH!

Hey SNL tonight! It’s the one with Maya Rudolph and Sleigh Bells. So ¬†it will probably be as good as the first time!

Nice hat!

Now if you’re a blonde, no offense:

But c’mon blondes, don’t tell me you didn’t crack a smile! Ah great, I just offended more people.

“YOU TOLD HIM?!”

Why do I strangely find myself wanting to throw this at a hot dog cart?

No comment…

WHAT WE LEARNED:

I have an obsession with surprised expressions on peoples face!

Barely anybody knows the lyrics to YMCA besides, YMCA!

Frogs make good hats!

Never tell a baby the deep dark secret about peekaboo!

I wanna throw Angry Bird pizza at hot dog carts!

3:13 is the time of royalty!

¬† In conclusion, have a good Surprised People SNL’s A Rerun Frog Hat Peekaboo Angry Bird Pizza 3:13 Saturday!

I <3 Saturdays

IT’S SATURDAY!!!!!!!!! IT’S SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gotta get down on Saturday. Partyin’ Partyin’ yea! Hope this day never ends. Saturday is my favorite day of the week as you may recall. Well, I have some big news. Get ready for this…

WE ALMOST HAVE 150 HITS!!!!!!

I was surprised too! We only have 9 more hits to go. It may not seem like a lot. But we just started this year, so I mean it’s pretty good! Not like I’m ¬† bragging or anything. OUR WEBSITE IS THE BEST WEBSITE EVA!!! Yea, but I’m totally not bragging. Ah, it seems like just 141 hits ago we had 0 hits.

Hey SNL is of course a rerun. For all of you who don’t know what SNL means, SNL stands for Saturday Night Live. For all of you who don’t know what that is, Saturday Night Live is an American sketch comedy show…blah blah blah blah blah…and may contain some mild sexual humor and/or¬†inappropriate language so please be cautioned by that before you watch it with the whole family. Whew, that’s a mouthful. I believe tonight’s the rerun with Zooey Deschannel (I hope I spelled her name right.) and musical guest Karmin, or Karmen, I DON’T KNOW, IT’S THE EPISODE WITH THE PEOPLE’S NAMES I DON’T KNOW HOW TO SPELL! Speaking of spelling, last night was the Scripps National Spelling Bee in Washington DC, okay well technically Oxon Hill, Maryland but still! Anyway, I love spelling bees, I’ve been in a few (of course not the national one) but why is it on ESPN? I mean spelling the word crustaceology ¬†doesn’t really seem like a sports type thing. Ah kooky television! Kooky indeed.

Aw, way to stay motivated Meowsers!

Just when you thought putting bread on a cat was bad…

INTRODUCING BANANAING

How do you do Bananaing?

1. Get a fake banana costume

2. Put your dog in it.

3. Enjoy.

Ah, the back of the Lucky Charms box, a wonderful piece of literature. I’m already on Chapter 5! “Follow each path to see which one leads to the cereal bowl!” Genius. Simply Genius.

Nice chair bro!

¬† That’s all I got this Saturday. In conclusion, have a great SNL’s A Rerun 150 Hits Spelling Bee Bananaing Saturday