The Hollywood Dictionary *NEW* 12/26/12


LADY GAGA– noun

1) A modern day female pop performer.

2) A unicorn trapped in a human suit.

3) An alien who has came to Earth to invade the music industry

4) A character created by Tim Burton

5) Madonna

JUSTIN BIEBER– noun

1) A modern day male pop performer; gained his fame by posting videos on the internet video hosting website YouTube

2)  The name of Canada’s attack against America

3) The lost member of Alvin and The Chipmunks

4) The 7th sign of the Apocalypse

5) Usher’s son

JERSEY SHORE- noun

1) A reality show on the American cable channel MTV that follows the lives of eight housemates.

2) A touching scripted drama about 3 guys, their girlfriends, and an escaped Oompa Loompa name Snooki

verb

1) The act of taking New Yorkers and putting them in New Jersey

HAYLOR– noun

1) A pet name for the relationship consisting of Harry Styles and Taylor Swift

2) (cough) publicity stunt (cough)

3) A cause of death for teenage girls everywhere

verb

1)  the act of puking on a computer screen (example: “Oh look a picture of Harry Styles and Taylor Swift in Central Park” *pukes on computer screen* “Oh sorry man, didn’t mean to Haylor!”

TWILIGHT– noun

1) A book series about a normal girl who falls in love with a vampire, but then later has to choose between him or a werewolf, written by Stephanie Meyers, later adapted into a film starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner

2) The 6th sign of the apocalypse.

3) A magical place where there are sparkly vampires and shirtless werewolves

verb

1) To take something and dumb it down (example: “Did you see that movie adaption of that book” “Yea they totally Twilighted it!”)

BEYONCE– noun

1) A female pop singer who was a former member of the band Destiny’s Child

2) Someone who all African American females claim to look like.

3) BET & MTV material

HARRY STYLES– noun

1) The lead singer for the british boy band “One Direction”

2) A cupcake trapped inside a man’s body

3) The man who is destroying girl’s social lives

TAYLOR SWIFT– noun

1) A female country/pop singer, although lately has gone more mainstream, with a pop/rock vibe

2) IMMA LET YOU CONTINUE READING THESE DEFINITIONS BUT BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE BEST DEFINITIONS OF ALL TIME!!

3) Another term for “Awards Ceremony”

verb

1) jumping from one relationship to another (Molly was dating Frank, but then she Taylor Swifted over to Joe)

NONE OF THESE WERE THOUGHT OF BY ME!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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