There’s An App For That! UPDATED 2/2/13


Apps are very popular for Apple’s iPhone and there’s one for just about anything! So let’s take a look at some of the things there are an app for.

If you’re looking for a cure to the swine flu, there’s an app for that.

If you’re on an ice planet and need to find Spock in a cave, there’s an app for that.

If you’re bustin out raps but get stuck in a trap, and you gotta pull rhymes right out of your hat, Son you better believe, there’s an app for that.

If you purchased tickets for Gangster Squad and you want a refund, yup, there’s an app for that.

If you want to know when the Zombie Apocalypse is going to happen, there’s an app for that.

If you want to find out how many pickled peppers Peter Piper picked, there’s an app for that.

If you need to call 911, there’s an app for that.

If you can’t help but give Apple a few dollars every day of your existence, there’s an app for that.

If you want to become a Sith Lord and take control of the entire galaxy using a army of shiny, white, plastic-armored soldiers, there’s an app for that.

If your beard needs shaved, there’s an app for that.

If you need to tell everyone that you just lost the game, there’s an app for that.

If you own a Blackberry, there’s an app for that.

In space no-one can hear you scream. Luckily, there’s an app for that.

If you’re stuck in a public restroom without any toilet paper, there’s an app for that.

If you forget to bring along a pooper-scooper when you walk your dog, there’s an app for that.

If you’re hungry while waiting for the main course of your meal to arrive, there’s an app for that.

If you want to bankrupt the country, there’s an app for that.

If they’re always after your lucky charms, there’s an app for that.

If you don’t want to do the time, even though you did the crime, there’s an app for that.

If you need to open the pod bay doors, there’s an app for that.

If he triple-dog-dares you, there’s an app for that.

If you want to know how much wood a woodchuck can chuck, there’s an app for that.

If you’ve ever wondered what happened to Mayor McCheese, there’s an app for that.

If you think that you should have bought an Android phone, there’s an app for that.

If you want to travel back in time, there’s an app for that.

To be or not to be, there’s an app for that.

Judged a book by its cover? Well, there’s an app for that.

If you need Scotty to beam you up, there’s an app for that.

If you want someone to tell you how to get, how to get to Sesame Street, there’s an app for that.

If you’re ashamed of what you did for a Klondike Bar, there’s an app for that.

If you want to have only a vague idea of where you are instead of owning a real GPS, there’s an app for that.

If you forget to bring along a pooper-scooper when you walk your dog, there’s an app for that.

If you need to get back to 1985, but you ran out of plutonium, there’s an app for that.

If you’re happy and you know it, there’s an app for that.

If you want to know how I met your mother, there’s an app for that.

If you decide to get married, have 8 kids, start your own reality TV show, then resent the media for not leaving you and your family alone, there’s an app for that.

You have purchased this app already, do you want to buy it again, there’s an app for that.

If you ain’t afraid of no ghosts, there’s an app for that.

If you don’t think you’re in Kansas anymore, there’s an app for that.

If you want to make an omelette without breaking eggs, there’s an app for that.

If you want to take over the world, there’s an app for that.

If you don’t have any friends, there’s an app for that.

If you want to take over the world, there’s an app for that.

If you want to travel back in time to when iPhones were $600, so you can look special using one, there’s an app for that.

If you’re not sure which urinal to use, there’s an app for that.

If you wanna risk it all on what’s behind Door Number 3, there’s an app for that.

If you want to re-live your childhood, there’s an app for that.

 

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