Friday Night Fever: Spring Break Continues

Fridays! Nights! Springs! They are breaking! Need I say more? Ever heard of a little show called of Adventure Time?  It’s only the most popular cartoon on Cartoon Network right now.  Anyway, the internet is buzzing about the latest episode called Simon And Marcy. On one side there’s Simon Cowell. On the other side there’s Marcie from Charlie Brown, whose annoyed that people keep misspelling her name as Marcy. They form together and become Simon and Marcie. The End. BEST. ADVENTURE. TIME. EPISODE. EVER!  Well as you may have guessed, I didn’t see that episode. But that’s only because I was too busy partying in BOSTON! YEAUHHH! Boston, the town that can’t flush toilets. Seriously it’s not that hard PEOPLE! Anywho, we saw a basketball game and THE CELTICS WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!the title of being losers. Luckily we made it just in time for Easter and what would Easter be without a good corny Easter joke? A bad Easter, that’s for sure!

Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?

An EGGPLANT!

 

But in all seriousness, let’s get to some not so serious pictures.

Batman and Superman

 

The Caped Crusader Comes Carrying Comebacks.

Hunger games fans

Easter Bunny

 

 

Well there’s a happy thought to leave you with! See ya tomorrow!

I <3 Saturdays: The Spring Break Chronicles

It’s finally SPRINNNNNNGGGGGG BRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. It’s gonna be intense. I’m going to party so hard I won’t be able to party anymore because I partied so hard! WOOT! WOOT! Well I haven’t posted for at least a week if not two. Not a lot has happened really except school stuff. Although I did get my hands on a WiiU. And was asked to stop touching their WiiU and to get out of their house because they don’t even know who I am. No but seriously, I got to play around with a WiiU. I didn’t get to do much but Nintendo Land was a really fun game. But enough about my life. It’s lol time!

So he calls me up

 

CUZ WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER!

Piracy Punishment

 

Fun thought, but it was actually Canada’s response to too many “Eh” jokes.

And now a new feature on I ❤ Saturdays.

The Key To Happiness With Grumpy Cat

Grumpy-Cat-On-The-Outdoors

 

WHAT WE’VE LEARNED

I played a WiiU.

Taylor Swift apparently doesn’t have caller ID.

Grumpy Cat still has a depressing face.

Have a great spring break all!

Friday Night Fever: BACK IN ACTION!

IT’S BAAAAAACKKK! After 2 months of going dark, Friday Night Fever has returned and continues right where we left off. Which was nowhere. There’s no continuation in this whatsoever. Enjoy.

 

Hey! We finally have a new Friday Night Fever! We have a great show, stick around, One Direction is here and we’ll be right back. Oh and of course, it wouldn’t be Friday without a feud! Taylor Swift is mad at Amy Poehler and Tina Fey’s jokes about her at the golden globes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHO CARES?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?

Well I’d just like to say that this whole thing is so….(WEOOO!WEOOOO!WEEEEOOOO!) OH NO! IT’S THE BAD PUN SIREN!

  • I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
  • Puns about German sausage are the wurst.
  • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
  • I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me!

ENOUGH! No more puns. Now as I was saying, this whole Taylor Swift-Amy and Tina feud thing

  • I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull them off.
  • I knew a woman who owned a taser! Man, she was stunning.
  • I got a small ticket for speeding. That’s fine.

OKAY! PLEASE STOP! Anyway, what’s kinda funny about this feud is

  • Did you see that movie about hot dogs. It was an Oscar wiener.
  • Towels tell dry jokes.
  • When Peter Pan throws a punch, they Neverland.
  • Someone was running a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.

ALRIGHT! WE’RE DONE NOW! This feud is so

  • I’m a sap for tree jokes.

ENOUGH!!!!!

Just stop it! This is my post get out! I’m in control of what I type!

  • Mimes stay silent, to say the least.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

WILL THE PUNS EVER GO AWAY?
WILL PURPLE HUSKYMAN (the author of this post) EVER FINISH HIS JOKE ABOUT THE SWIFT, FEY, POEHLER FEUD?
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THE HARLEM SHAKE?

These questions and more won’t be answered in the next episode of Friday Night Fever!

Legend Of Zelda

That’s a cool car. Anyone have a Link to their website?

Alone Forever

Good for you!

And now a recurring segment. We’ve done this for..gosh…at least the past 30 years.

Bad Advice Cat Advice Column

In which Bad Advice Cat gives you a little bit of advice for your life:

Bad Advice Cat!

Great advice! Never fail to amaze me!

That’s all! See ya tomorrow!

Monday Madness: Cough Drop It Like It’s Hot

Well, I haven’t posted for a while. Why? I’ve been very sick. How? I’m tired pretty much all the time, I’ve been getting lots of headaches, I have a stuffy nose, I get cold at random times, and worst of all, I have this annoying cough that won’t go away! So as I was feeling bad, some things happened. The Harlem Shake has became a big thing. So, good for that. Also at a One Direction concert, someone threw a shoe at Harry Styles. Harry’s looking for who did it, while Taylor Swift’s looking for another shoe. What else? Survivor got its lowest ratings EVER. You can tell because the immunity challenge was “come up with a better reality show”.  The Oscars happened as well. There was an In Memoriam of Seth MacFarlane. Les Miserables got lots of nominations, and it deserved them. After all,  it made us truly think about slavery, because we all felt like slaves hearing Russel Crowe sing. Anyway that’s all over and now we can look forward to an even BIGGER awards show coming up….The Kids Choice Awards. Well as I’ve mentioned, I’m really not feeling well, so here’s what you came for, unless you’re new here, in that case WELCOME!

I'm A CAT!

 

YOLNT (You Only Live Nine Times)

History

Fishy

 

 

Perhaps not the best ad campaign for Fish McBites.

 

Well see you FRIDAY for the epic return of Friday Night Fever. Hope I’m better by then.