Good “Job”!

You know there are a lot a career choices out there for students that are undecided about their future. Well I’m all about so here are a few options! NOTE: THESE ARE ALL 100% REAL!

BED TESTER

A person with this occupation is assigned to bouncing on beds to see how comfortable they are.

ODOR TESTER

Some chemists have to make sure their deodorants are free of funk.
HAIR BOILER

A person who does this for a living must boil a bunch of different animal hair until it curls for later use. Hair soup anyone?

CHEESE SPRAYER

This person sprays the cheese or butter on your popcorn.

IMAX SCREEN CLEANER

Gosh! Could you even imagine this one?! IMAX screens are huge! And you have to make sure this thing is crystal clear so when you watch about Dinosaur Fossils you don’t see a tiny little crumb in the corner!

PROFESSIONAL WHISTLER

Believe it or not, there’s this guy who whistles tunes for a living. I wonder if he would take a request. “Lady GaGa- Bad Romance!” please!

ODD JOB JOURNALIST

You can actually be a writer that writes about strange and weird jobs! Imagine that! 😀

SNAKE MILKER

Someone who takes the venom out of a snake takes this job title. Did you actually think you could milk a snake?!

DOG FOOD TESTER

People need to know if their dog will like their dog food, right? But ya know, I mean, dogs obviously couldn’t do this?! So people get to taste this wonderful gourmet meal. Mmmm, yummy!

WATCHING PAINT DRY

Okay, now this is just getting ridiculous. A person who does this for their work, must watch to see how long a company’s paint dries.

ZOMBIE?!

In 2009 there was a weird job up for grabs,  a professional zombie. The London Bridge Experience was looking for people to pretend to be undead!

EGG SMELLER

“The last one there’s a rotten egg!” I’m sure you’ve heard that one before! Someone with this job is to see who’s the last one there (A.K.A The Rotten Egg). In other words, this person’s job is to see which eggs are the bad ones out of the batch by smelling them.

WORM PICKER

Okay, is this sounding like an episode of Dirty Jobs yet? In Canada, a farm is willing to pick your worms so you can go fishing for just the low price of 4 cents. “THAT’S A LOW PRICE!”

ROADKILL CLEANER

Yea..remember when you killed that cute little bunny rabbit that was hopping along on the road. Well, congratulations, you just employed somebody! This person has to remove dead animals from the road

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