Friday Night Fever: So On And So 4th

Hello everyone! Happy Fourth Of July! The day where we celebrate the USA by drinking alcohol and playing with explosives! Today I say that my blog honors this great country through E-cards! It’s what the founding fathers would want!

Not to mention Uncle Sam selfies and pets painted red white and blue!

While drinking our imported beer and eating hot dogs, which originate from Germany. USA! USA! USA!

There is no way I could say anything to this. It’s too great.

 

Back in 1963, when I started Friday Night Fever, we’ve had a bit that has popped up from time to time called Bad Advice Cat Advice Column, in which Bad Advice Cat Advice Column. We were going to do this again today but unfortunately, Bad Advice Cat got in a serious Breading accident. But don’t fear! We have found a temporary replacement. Please enjoy….

E-Card Advice Column

Happy Independence Day everybody!

Monday Madness: Firework Of Art

Sorry for not posting Saturday, I was watching fireworks. Ah fireworks. A great celebration of American culture…that your neighbor will set off at 4 AM. Well anyway, I thought Monday Madness could create its own fireworks show. So bring your blanket, cooler, Aspirin and junkfood (actually, you should always have these while reading Monday Madness) and enjoy the show.

Oooh! AhhhHHHHH!!!! STOP! DROP! AND ROLL!

Those fireworks

puts on sunglasses

cost an arm and a leg.

YEAHHHHHHHHH

Every time they see each other, sparks fly!

Thank you everyone! See you Friday.

Friday Night Fever: Michael Baywatch

Hi there everyone! Well Michael Bay’s Transformers 4 is out today and I’ll be honest: I don’t like Michael Bay that much. I mean, he took something like Pearl Harbor and made it into a tragedy! But to stay topical (I NEED THE HITS YO!) I’ve decided to do this Friday Night Fever about him.

Wow! Michael Bay looks a lot younger in this picture.

Well it was more entertain than Dark Of The Moon.

Well not all of them! At least you haven’t touched Dora The Explorer!

OH COME ON!!!

 

Thank you for reading! See you next time!

 

Monday Madness: The Infant Casino And Resort

  Have you ever sat down and thought “You know horse wagering! I wanna do that but with toddlers!”? If so, then congratulations, you’re a weirdo! Or an ABC executive. The network that gave us great programming like Cavemen and Work It has given us the new game show “Bet On Your Baby” in which we watch parents brag about their children for 43 minutes. Also there’s betting on babies or something. The point is- it’s stupid. Really stupid. So stupid that it should be honored. So today we shall salute Bet On Your Baby by having 2 pictures relating to babies and 2 pictures relating to gambling. This is..

Monday Madness’s

Bet On Your Baby 4 Photo Salute

BA DUM TSS!

I’LL HAVE YOU CRYING LIKE A BABY!

Well, I mean, she’s got a valid point.

I’m looking at the baby in the mirror/And I’m realizing it’s really me/I’m seeing all the signs pointed here/I can’t believe I didn’t consider this possibility

And thus concludes another Monday Madness! See you Friday everyone!

Monday Madness: Malefinonsense

There are tons of notable catchphrases from Homer Simpson’s D’oh! to Terminator’s Hasta la Vista, baby. I think I’ve finally found mine- Sorry for not posting! Yeah, this will be a very common catchphrase I guess. Something came up that …

Friday Night Fever: Summer Break (What a creative title!)

SUMMER BREAK

(to the tune of Michael Jackson’s Thriller)

Oh it is summer, summer break!

Full of swimming pools and ice cold lakes

You know it’s summer, summer break

I don’t know how much more of this song I can take!

I just thought I’d give everyone

puts on sunglasses

a head’s up!

YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

These stats have been proved 120% accurate!

What’s the difference between this sign and the movie Signs?

One’s something created that you just wanna ignore and the other is this sign!

BA DUM TSS

Thank you! See you tomorrow everybody!

I <3 Saturdays: 3 Ways To Laugh At The West

Hey everyone! I’d like to apologize for not posting for a while but I’m back! I know that I rarely forget/don’t post so this w…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, that was a good one! You know what’s not a good one? A Million Ways To Die In The West!

OHHHHHHH YEAH I JUST SAID THAT!

  Okay, to be fair, I’m not sure if that’s true as I haven’t seen it. However I know the critics don’t like it. But who knows, maybe they’re wrong. Maybe it’s up there with Gigli and Jack And Jill as some of the best movies ever made! As I said, I don’t know. However I do know that I have some funny wild west photos for you to enjoy!

Alright, in all seriousness, just think about how great it would be if they made a wild west version of Willy Wonka. You’d have him riding with his Oompa Loompas as back up. They’d be carrying chocolate for trade and then BAM! Out comes the filthy outlaw, Arthur Slugworth.

Big enough for the both of us, this town ain’t.

Thanks for reading! See you Monday!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday Night Fever: It’s About Time (Travel)

  Hello everyone! So today X-Men: Still Milking This Franchise…err..Days Of Future Past comes out. I’m going to see it later tonight and I don’t know much about it, but from what I understand it’s a time travel movie. I myself am a time travel enthusiast so I thought that today I would dedicate this post to the wonders of time travel. Let’s begin!

Welcome To Friday Night Fever’s

Guide To Time Travel

STEP 1: Know Your Facts

STEP 2: Get Companions

STEP 3: Hear Other Stories About Time Travel

STEP 4: Do A Quick Test Run

STEP 5: Begin Your Journey

This Concludes Friday Night Fever’s
Guide To Time Travel

Thanks for reading everyone! See you tomorrow!

 

 

 

Punday Madness

Hello everyone! Today I am going to share something about myself.   I love puns! You may have noticed that already due to the various posts I’ve that get “interrupted” by the pun siren. Anyway, I thought I’d officially declare …

I <3 Saturdays: EARLY EDITION

SATURDAY! SATURDAY! SATURDAY! Well today I’m posting this at 11:07!

And if that surprised you wait until you hear this:

WE ARE 2 HITS AWAY FROM 175 HITS !

I know! It’s hard to believe! It seems like just yesterday this website was brand new! I’d like to thank everybody who’s visited so far! Now you’re probably wondering “why do you always do that thing where you take a female celebrity acting surprised?” I mean you’ve done all the females, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, and now you just did Jennifer Lawrence, and you also did another female, Justin Bieber. LOL! I’m kidding. I’m kidding.  Ah, I may have just lost a few people who visit this website. But why do I do that? Because there are females out there who show surprise. And I thought, why not incorporate a photo of what I hoped your face looked like when you heard I was this close to so and so hits. Or I had so and so hits. BUT NOW I KNOW YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT ME! OR ELSE YOU WOULDN’T ASK SUCH QUESTION! THAT’S IT! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS THROUGH!

Hey SNL tonight! It’s the one with Maya Rudolph and Sleigh Bells. So  it will probably be as good as the first time!

Nice hat!

Now if you’re a blonde, no offense:

But c’mon blondes, don’t tell me you didn’t crack a smile! Ah great, I just offended more people.

“YOU TOLD HIM?!”

Why do I strangely find myself wanting to throw this at a hot dog cart?

No comment…

WHAT WE LEARNED:

I have an obsession with surprised expressions on peoples face!

Barely anybody knows the lyrics to YMCA besides, YMCA!

Frogs make good hats!

Never tell a baby the deep dark secret about peekaboo!

I wanna throw Angry Bird pizza at hot dog carts!

3:13 is the time of royalty!

  In conclusion, have a good Surprised People SNL’s A Rerun Frog Hat Peekaboo Angry Bird Pizza 3:13 Saturday!