Friday Night Fever: So On And So 4th

Hello everyone! Happy Fourth Of July! The day where we celebrate the USA by drinking alcohol and playing with explosives! Today I say that my blog honors this great country through E-cards! It’s what the founding fathers would want!

Town's local fireworks ecards

Not to mention Uncle Sam selfies and pets painted red white and blue!

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While drinking our imported beer and eating hot dogs, which originate from Germany. USA! USA! USA!

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There is no way I could say anything to this. It’s too great.

 

Back in 1963, when I started Friday Night Fever, we’ve had a bit that has popped up from time to time called Bad Advice Cat Advice Column, in which Bad Advice Cat Advice Column. We were going to do this again today but unfortunately, Bad Advice Cat got in a serious Breading accident. But don’t fear! We have found a temporary replacement. Please enjoy….

E-Card Advice Column

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Happy Independence Day everybody!

Friday Night Fever: Michael Baywatch

Hi there everyone! Well Michael Bay’s Transformers 4 is out today and I’ll be honest: I don’t like Michael Bay that much. I mean, he took something like Pearl Harbor and made it into a tragedy! But to stay topical (I NEED THE HITS YO!) I’ve decided to do this Friday Night Fever about him.

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Wow! Michael Bay looks a lot younger in this picture.

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Well it was more entertain than Dark Of The Moon.

Michael Bay Remakes

Well not all of them! At least you haven’t touched Dora The Explorer!

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OH COME ON!!!

 

Thank you for reading! See you next time!

 

Monday Madness: The Infant Casino And Resort

  Have you ever sat down and thought “You know horse wagering! I wanna do that but with toddlers!”? If so, then congratulations, you’re a weirdo! Or an ABC executive. The network that gave us great programming like Cavemen and Work It has given us the new game show “Bet On Your Baby” in which we watch parents brag about their children for 43 minutes. Also there’s betting on babies or something. The point is- it’s stupid. Really stupid. So stupid that it should be honored. So today we shall salute Bet On Your Baby by having 2 pictures relating to babies and 2 pictures relating to gambling. This is..

Monday Madness’s

Bet On Your Baby 4 Photo Salute

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BA DUM TSS!

I WILL BEAT YOU UP

I’LL HAVE YOU CRYING LIKE A BABY!

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Well, I mean, she’s got a valid point.

BABY IN THE MIRROR

I’m looking at the baby in the mirror/And I’m realizing it’s really me/I’m seeing all the signs pointed here/I can’t believe I didn’t consider this possibility

And thus concludes another Monday Madness! See you Friday everyone!

Friday Night Fever: Summer Break (What a creative title!)

SUMMER BREAK

(to the tune of Michael Jackson’s Thriller)

Oh it is summer, summer break!

Full of swimming pools and ice cold lakes

You know it’s summer, summer break

I don’t know how much more of this song I can take!

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I just thought I’d give everyone

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a head’s up!

YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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These stats have been proved 120% accurate!

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What’s the difference between this sign and the movie Signs?

One’s something created that you just wanna ignore and the other is this sign!

BA DUM TSS

Thank you! See you tomorrow everybody!

I <3 Saturdays: 3 Ways To Laugh At The West

Hey everyone! I’d like to apologize for not posting for a while but I’m back! I know that I rarely forget/don’t post so this w…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, that was a good one! You know what’s not a good one? A Million Ways To Die In The West!

OHHHHHHH YEAH I JUST SAID THAT!

  Okay, to be fair, I’m not sure if that’s true as I haven’t seen it. However I know the critics don’t like it. But who knows, maybe they’re wrong. Maybe it’s up there with Gigli and Jack And Jill as some of the best movies ever made! As I said, I don’t know. However I do know that I have some funny wild west photos for you to enjoy!

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Alright, in all seriousness, just think about how great it would be if they made a wild west version of Willy Wonka. You’d have him riding with his Oompa Loompas as back up. They’d be carrying chocolate for trade and then BAM! Out comes the filthy outlaw, Arthur Slugworth.

Progression Through Time

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Big enough for the both of us, this town ain’t.

Thanks for reading! See you Monday!