Hello everyone! Happy Fourth Of July! The day where we celebrate the USA by drinking alcohol and playing with explosives! Today I say that my blog honors this great country through E-cards! It’s what the founding fathers would want!
Not to mention Uncle Sam selfies and pets painted red white and blue!
While drinking our imported beer and eating hot dogs, which originate from Germany. USA! USA! USA!
There is no way I could say anything to this. It’s too great.
Back in 1963, when I started Friday Night Fever, we’ve had a bit that has popped up from time to time called Bad Advice Cat Advice Column, in which Bad Advice Cat Advice Column. We were going to do this again today but unfortunately, Bad Advice Cat got in a serious Breading accident. But don’t fear! We have found a temporary replacement. Please enjoy….
Sorry for not posting Saturday, I was watching fireworks. Ah fireworks. A great celebration of American culture…that your neighbor will set off at 4 AM. Well anyway, I thought Monday Madness could create its own fireworks show. So bring your blanket, cooler, Aspirin and junkfood (actually, you should always have these while reading Monday Madness) and enjoy the show.
Hi there everyone! Well Michael Bay’s Transformers 4 is out today and I’ll be honest: I don’t like Michael Bay that much. I mean, he took something like Pearl Harbor and made it into a tragedy! But to stay topical (I NEED THE HITS YO!) I’ve decided to do this Friday Night Fever about him.
Wow! Michael Bay looks a lot younger in this picture.
Well it was more entertain than Dark Of The Moon.
Well not all of them! At least you haven’t touched Dora The Explorer!
Have you ever sat down and thought “You know horse wagering! I wanna do that but with toddlers!”? If so, then congratulations, you’re a weirdo! Or an ABC executive. The network that gave us great programming like Cavemen and Work It has given us the new game show “Bet On Your Baby” in which we watch parents brag about their children for 43 minutes. Also there’s betting on babies or something. The point is- it’s stupid. Really stupid. So stupid that it should be honored. So today we shall salute Bet On Your Baby by having 2 pictures relating to babies and 2 pictures relating to gambling. This is..
Bet On Your Baby 4 Photo Salute
BA DUM TSS!
I’LL HAVE YOU CRYING LIKE A BABY!
Well, I mean, she’s got a valid point.
I’m looking at the baby in the mirror/And I’m realizing it’s really me/I’m seeing all the signs pointed here/I can’t believe I didn’t consider this possibility
And thus concludes another Monday Madness! See you Friday everyone!
There are tons of notable catchphrases from Homer Simpson’s D’oh! to Terminator’s Hasta la Vista, baby. I think I’ve finally found mine- Sorry for not posting! Yeah, this will be a very common catchphrase I guess. Something came up that … Continue reading →
Hey everyone! I’d like to apologize for not posting for a while but I’m back! I know that I rarely forget/don’t post so this w…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, that was a good one! You know what’s not a good one? A Million Ways To Die In The West!
OHHHHHHH YEAH I JUST SAID THAT!
Okay, to be fair, I’m not sure if that’s true as I haven’t seen it. However I know the critics don’t like it. But who knows, maybe they’re wrong. Maybe it’s up there with Gigli and Jack And Jill as some of the best movies ever made! As I said, I don’t know. However I do know that I have some funny wild west photos for you to enjoy!
Alright, in all seriousness, just think about how great it would be if they made a wild west version of Willy Wonka. You’d have him riding with his Oompa Loompas as back up. They’d be carrying chocolate for trade and then BAM! Out comes the filthy outlaw, Arthur Slugworth.
Hello everyone! So today X-Men: Still Milking This Franchise…err..Days Of Future Past comes out. I’m going to see it later tonight and I don’t know much about it, but from what I understand it’s a time travel movie. I myself am a time travel enthusiast so I thought that today I would dedicate this post to the wonders of time travel. Let’s begin!
Welcome To Friday Night Fever’s
Guide To Time Travel
STEP 1: Know Your Facts
STEP 2: Get Companions
STEP 3: Hear Other Stories About Time Travel
STEP 4:Do A Quick Test Run
STEP 5: Begin Your Journey
This Concludes Friday Night Fever’s Guide To Time Travel
Hello everyone! Today I am going to share something about myself. I love puns! You may have noticed that already due to the various posts I’ve that get “interrupted” by the pun siren. Anyway, I thought I’d officially declare … Continue reading →
Hello everybody. Well you know it, I know it, this is an extremely late I ❤ Saturdays. Which means I have to race against the clock, so this still gets posted on Saturday. So, why not go all out and make this post racing themed.
And Now Here They Are….
The Most Daredevil Group Of Daffy Drivers To Ever Whirl Their Wheels In The…
First up, handling her Fierce Frying Pan is Rapunzel.
Right on her tail is The Break-Up Buggy driven by Betty and Bobby Banana.
And next here comes the Overly Attatched Girlfriend in her Stalker-Copter.
Sneaking along last is that mean machine with those double dealing do badders, Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Muttley.
And awayyy they go
On the way out
AHA! I finished this post before the end of the night (barely)! See you Monday!