Hello everyone! GODZILLA! A monster pop culture icon that’s adored by everyone (except Japanese atheists) is getting an American remake that’s NOT starring Matthew Broderick. Hooray! Now I’ll be completely honest, I don’t know much about Godzilla. I mean I know he’s from Japan and I know a couple of the basic things, but I haven’t ever seen a Godzilla picture. Actually, that’s a lie, because I’ve seen three and I’m going to share them with you now!
As I stated, I haven’t seen any of these movies. Is this accurate?
What’s the big deal? Isn’t that just the landlord looking in?
And now a twist on an old classic.
For the 53 years I’ve been doing Friday Night Fever, we’ve done a segment time and time again entitled Bad Advice Cat Advice Column, in which Bad Advice Cat gives you advice for your life. However for tonight I’ve replaced Bad Advice Cat with Godzilla’s old buddy, King Kong. So, without any further nonsense here is..
King Kong’s Advice Column
Thank you Mr. Kong. Good night everyone!