THURSDAY IS VALENTINE’S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY AM I EXCITED?????????? I DON’T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, yes Thursday is Valentine’s Day and…that’s it really. Really nothing more to say. Although I do have a question. Why is this holiday’s icon Cupid? Yes, because when I think of love, I think of a baby that shoots you in the butt! I mean, seriously?! And that whole thing about Valentine’s Day being started in Rome is a whole bunch of bologna! That’s just what Hallmark says so nobody knows that THEY were the ones who came up with it. They just needed another excuse to make greeting cards and so they thought of a stupid name for a holiday, gave it a fake historical background and there ya go! That’s why we celebrate Valentine’s Day. On a completely unrelated note, last night was the Grammy Awards. CBS, to avoid wardrobe malfunctions, told the celebrities to wear appropriate clothes. And told Lady Gaga the awards show was next Sunday. Well, as I’ve mentioned 2 other times, Thursday’s Valentine’s Day. So in honor of St. Valentine we’re going to play a game of The Meme Dating Game. Where we’ll showcase three memes and you get to choose which one will be your date. Choose carefully!
He’s a frisky fun fellow, but he always has a tear running down his cheek! Maybe if you choose him, it will become a tear of joy! Please welcome the Forever Alone Guy!
Want a girl who’s not clung tight to you and knows when to keep her distance! Well then don’t pick this choice! But she’s a nice girl. Everybody say hello to the Overly Attached Girlfriend…OR ELSE SHE’LL KILL YOU!
Finally we have the most adventurous man you’ll ever meet! Challenge Accepted!
Who do you choose? Happy Valentine’s Day everybody!