San Francisco had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded to be given a chance to play at tight end.
Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, ‘You’re superb. Sign up for the season, and I’ll see to it that you get a huge bonus.’
‘Forget the bonus,’ replied the turkey, ‘What I want to know is, does your season go past Thanksgiving Day?’
“Well ladies and gentlemennnnnnnn, welcommmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to the 2013 Time Wasting Bowllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am your play by play commentator, Purple Huskyman. Now to kick-off this event, a blonde joke anyone?
A football coach walked into the changing room before a game. He looked over to his new signing and said, ‘I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed arithmetic, but we need you to be in the team. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right then you will be allowed to play.’
The player agreed, so coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, ‘Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?’
The player thought for a moment and then answered, ‘4?’
‘Did you say 4?’ the coach exclaimed, excited that he had got it correct.
Suddenly another player on the team, a blonde, began shouting…, ‘Come on coach, give him another chance!’
“How ’bout that! I don’t know any better way to start this off than to insult the blondes of America! Well we’re gonna take a break but stay tuned for page updates, more exciting play by play commentary, and of course a whole lotta jokes!”