Time Wasting Bowl 2013 Part 3

What does a 49er’s fan do after his team wins the Super Bowl? He turns off his PS3.

“Welcome back to play by play commentary on the 2013 Time Wasting Bowl. The fans are going wild. Another page update has arrived. Our newest page There’s An App For That has already been updated! CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT!

On the Friday before the Super Bowl, a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Ravens fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Ravens fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, ‘Janie, why didn’t you raise your hand?’ Because I’m not a Ravens fan,’ she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, ‘Well, if you are not a Ravens fan, then who are you a fan of?’ ‘I am a 49er’s fan, and proud of it,’ Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. ‘Janie please tell us why you are a 49er’s fan?’ Because my mom is a 49er’s fan, and my dad is 49’ers  fan, so I’m a 49er’s fan too!” Well,’ said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, ‘that is no reason for you to be a 49er’s fan. You don’t have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was crazy and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?’ Then,’ Janie smiled, ‘I’d be a Ravens fan.’
“Stay tune for more live, play by play coverage of the 2013 Time Wasting Bowl.”

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