Things You Don’t Wanna Hear At An Amusement Park

  • You must have this much medical insurance to ride.
  • To fasten your seat belts, insert..oh look at that, you’re already moving! Enjoy your day at Super Fun Adventure Action Movie TV World!
  • Here at Super Fun Adventure Action Movie TV World, we make sure our rides are operated the best and that the operators know what they are doing. That’s why we hired all of the NFL replacement refs!
  • This ride has shut down.
  • Here comes the loop de loop…oh wait why is there a loop de loop? This is the bumper cars…
  • Well that’s not how the ride’s supposed to move.
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