Black Friday Night Fever

I have some bad news. I’ve came down with a bad case of the Black Friday Night Fever. LOL!

HOW TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE BLACK FRIDAY NIGHT FEVER

You pepper spray people for Xboxes

You steal, cheat, and lie to get the new Wii U 3% off with a $50 purchase

You make sure you carry a can of mace with you when you go into Walmart.

Well, if you don’t know today’s Black Friday. It’s that day where you compete in The Hunger Games to get oven mitts that are on clearance. Black Friday is the biggest shopping day in America where we stand in line to buy crap we don’t need for a cheaper price! I’m fine with having deals for things the day after Thanksgiving, but I for one think it’s ridiculous when people fight for the last one. Oh boo-hoo you didn’t get your storage containers, welcome to reality, where we don’t always get what we want. I mean, seriously, people are getting physical over getting good deals. It’s really pathetic.

Actually, America isn’t the only one. In Britain, Canada, New Zealand and Australia, there’s something called Boxing Day, which is the day after Christmas, where it’s the day you get good deals. I wonder if they get in to war there. I can’t imagine Canadians getting into a big battle, although they could bring hockey sticks and well….anyway.

But did you save the 50% on the all new Transporter 4S?

Well that’s all I got this Friday! See ya next week!

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