NOTE: THIS IS TODAY’S MONDAY MADNESS
*NEW* Super Mario Bros. 2 is launched for the 3DS ! This is the sequel to the 2006 DS game, and the 2009 Wii game. How many times does this princess get captured? You’d think by now Mario would have an eye on her by now. The first time the princess got captured was in 1985, and it has just kept happening ever since. I mean, at first it was probably a mistake, but now do you think she’s just making Mario suffer. Or maybe she’s just dumb?! Because she doesn’t seem to be able to outsmart mushrooms. Seriously, she’s getting kidnapped by things that go on salads. But the original 3 Super Mario Bros. I really do like. I own all three of them for the Wii. I haven’t tried the newer ones, I think the newest Mario game I’ve played is Mario Kart Wii. But New Super Mario Brother 2 isn’t the only new upcoming game to look forward too. We here, at Just Another Time Wasting Website got an exclusive look at upcoming video games to be released sometime in the near future. We got to play them and here they are!
NOTE: ALL OF THESE ARE FAKE!
Major League Eating (XBOX 360)
Just when you thought they did every single sports video game, comes Major League Eating!
Features Food Mode: Hot Dog Eating Contest, French Fry Eating Contest and Burger Eating Contest
and Dessert Mode: Ice Cream Eating Contest, and Pie Eating Contest
PLUS! Play as your favorite athletes: Stum Ecch, Stew Beef, Tum E., Hugh Fatt, Gett Ingbigg, and Bob Carter,
Wait….this is real?! WHAT?!!!!! Seriously look this up, I’m being told this is a real game!
FEED STEVE (Wii)
Proving that people who make Wii games haven’t ran out of ideas (although they may have ran out of good ones) comes Feed Steve.
Story Mode: In Story Mode, there is a monkey who is a hungry, so you feed him.
Party Mode: Same as story mode except with 4 player option. But only 4 player option. like there’s no 1 player, or 2 player, or 3 player option, you have to have 4 players.
Controls: A to pick up the banana, B to hand it to Steve, 173 levels!
The makers of Halo were told they had to tone it down a bit. So they did, with Halo Kitty.
It has all the original brilliance of Halo with the exception being it features an ridiculously innocent Japanese kitty that nobody really talks about anymore.
From the creators of Left 4 Dead, comes Left 4 Fingers!
Look for these at your local Video Game store sometime soon! And make sure to play them because they’re just loads of fun!