(IM PURPLES FRIEND huskymax FYI)
(1) tell them that they are one year closer to death
(2) blow up the birthday cake as the birthday person is blowing out the candles
(3) when they light the candles, scream “FIRE!” and run out the door
(4) ask the birthday person which present is yours
(5) throw their cat into the cake
(6) when the birthday person is going to take a bite of cake, ask them why they put cockroaches in the cake
(7) (if you go swimming,) scream “SHARK!!” when you get into the pool.
This was all entirely thought of by my good friend and new partner Huskymax.