Friday Night Fever: Vacation Edition

I have some bad news. I’ve came down with a bad case of the Friday Night Fever. LOL! Well tomorrow I leave for vacation. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  I’m excited about vacation. But I don’t wanna leave you for a whole 9 DAYS! I mean we’ve never been apart for this long!! Do you remember when we were sitting there by the water? You put your arm around me for the first time. Then I said “CUT IT OUT!! DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIDAY NIGHT FEVER OR NOT?!” You are the best thing that’s ever been..eh never mind I kinda just killed it. Some of you may be going on vacation too and because of that I’ve created

THE FRIDAY NIGHT FEVER VACATION GUIDE

A two part in-depth and informative guide on how to make your vacation a memory you’ll wish was your present.

PART 1

  Packing

Make sure you pack clean shirts with you. Yes folks that’s actually the guy’s shirt if you look very closely.

A clean pair of socks is also necessary!

Some places can be sunny (or cold) so you may wanna bring your hat.

Some hotels allow pets, not many though. Check your hotel to see if they allow pets.


OTHER THINGS TO BRING ALONG

  • Your car
  • Your magical pajamas
  • Your epic suit
  • Your angry face
  • Your cookie jar
  • Your favorite kind of waffles
  • Me
  • A clean pair of underwear
  • Spare change
  • An umbrella
  • Your brain
  • Pop Tarts (the fruity kind)
  • Pop Tarts (the non-fruity kind)
  • Yourself

PART 2

When you get there

RULES

Most vacation areas will have signs that will give rules. For example if you were to be at Universal Theme Parks some examples of warning signs or rules would be If you are pregnant you can’t ride or No flash photography or video taping or Put unsecured items in locker areas or Drink the Butterbeer responsibly.

 INTERNET

Most hotels allow internet service but you usually have to pay for it. (P.S. If you don’t get what’s funny about this pic then look at how the boy is using the chair)

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TOURISTS AND ACTUAL RESIDENTS

 There’s a huge difference between the visitors and the people who live in the destination. Look at the people in the front. Now look at the man in the back. Who are the tourists, and who lives there?

SOUVENIRS

There are a lot of great things you can buy to remember your trip. Some of the best ones are cheap too. For example, in the pic above it’s HARD TO SEE why anybody wouldn’t want a bargain like that.

FUN THINGS TO DO

There are a lot of hands on, interactive, entertaining, and indescribable things to do on your trip. But they’re always safe. I repeat totally safe. Even thought it may feel like you’re swinging in the sky and the earth has gone sideways, it never really is….

LOVE DECLARATIONS

 

  A lot of people get engaged on vacations. Like when they go to France. Or Hawaii. Or Flushing, Michigan. Yep, love is in the air unless you’re a dinosaur.

SHARING YOUR VACATION PHOTOS WITH OTHERS

Your friends probably wanna see the 188 photos you took on this trip, right? So why not upload them to Facebook? However if you don’t want people to see your photos, upload them to MySpace. (Lol, I kinda have to credit this MySpace joke to, in my opinion, the greatest talkshow host on TV right now, Jimmy Fallon, who told a similar joke).

 EPILOGUE

 We hope after these tips we’ve made your vacation trip a part of you that you’ll never let go.

 ABOUT THE AUTHOR

 Purplehuskyman is a world champion tennis player. He lives in a four story mansion and is the richest man in the world. He has a pet penguin named Sal and his favorite food is gourmet cheese drizzled on Parmesan chicken. He is married to Lady GaGa. He has written other bestsellers such as How I Went From Time Wasting To Tennis: My Secret To Success , Some People Call Lady GaGa Eccentric, I Call Her My Wife:  The 411 On Being Married To A Pop Star and Penguins Can Be Pets Too: The Reasons I Adopted Sal. He used to be in the popular boys band The Jonas Brothers, under the stage name Nick Jonas.

  Well I’m sure I’ve bored you enough for now. See you back here the Friday after next Friday for more.

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