Ah That Hollywood!

Hollywood is home to many celebrities. And the word celebrities is home to many jokes! 😀 You know what’s coming….

CELEBRITY JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

DR. SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes!
The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed,
I’ve not been told!

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken 12, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook-and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken

EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

It was actually to get to the other side but I guess those work too!

WARNING!

It’s that time again. Computer viruses are spreading. Here’s a few that are going around!

Tim Allen virus: Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact.

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It’ll be back.

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.

 

Why does Snoop Dog bring an umbrella with him?

Fo’ Drizzle

How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

Raw Raw Raw Raw Raw Raw

Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. “Who do you want to play?” Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. “I’ve always been a big fan of Chopin,” said Bruce. “I’ll play him.” “And you, Sylvester?” asked Spielberg. “Mozart’s the one for me!” said Sly. “And what about you?” Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. “I’ll be Bach,” said Arnie.

 

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