You know I love myself some good fun facts. And there’s a man known as Chuck Norris. If you haven’t heard of him…check to make sure he’s not behind you. Well anyway I found a bunch of little tidbits about Chuck Norris and I thought I’d share a few with you.
- Chuck Norris and Superman fought once as a bet. The loser had to wear the underwear on the outside of their pants for the rest of their life.
- Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together.
- April doesn’t fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
- Chuck Norris can strangle people with cordless phone.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t read. He stares books down until he gets the information he wants.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t get frostbite. He bites frost.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories.
- Chuck Norris can sign into Xbox live on his PS3.
- Chuck Norris can order chick-fil-a on a sunday.
- When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he already had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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