- Fido! Fido! Come back with that! BAD DOG!
- Wait, wasn’t that the right page in the manual?
- I apologize, I left my glasses at home today. It’s okay, I only need them for surgeries.
- So it’s your first time too?
- Smile for the camera.
- Wait, that was supposed to go there right?!
- Now I have to admit something, I was dared to this blindfolded. Lucky for you, I did.