Friday Night Fever: So On And So 4th

Hello everyone! Happy Fourth Of July! The day where we celebrate the USA by drinking alcohol and playing with explosives! Today I say that my blog honors this great country through E-cards! It’s what the founding fathers would want!

Not to mention Uncle Sam selfies and pets painted red white and blue!

While drinking our imported beer and eating hot dogs, which originate from Germany. USA! USA! USA!

There is no way I could say anything to this. It’s too great.

 

Back in 1963, when I started Friday Night Fever, we’ve had a bit that has popped up from time to time called Bad Advice Cat Advice Column, in which Bad Advice Cat Advice Column. We were going to do this again today but unfortunately, Bad Advice Cat got in a serious Breading accident. But don’t fear! We have found a temporary replacement. Please enjoy….

E-Card Advice Column

Happy Independence Day everybody!

Monday Madness: Firework Of Art

Sorry for not posting Saturday, I was watching fireworks. Ah fireworks. A great celebration of American culture…that your neighbor will set off at 4 AM. Well anyway, I thought Monday Madness could create its own fireworks show. So bring your blanket, cooler, Aspirin and junkfood (actually, you should always have these while reading Monday Madness) and enjoy the show.

Oooh! AhhhHHHHH!!!! STOP! DROP! AND ROLL!

Those fireworks

puts on sunglasses

cost an arm and a leg.

YEAHHHHHHHHH

Every time they see each other, sparks fly!

Thank you everyone! See you Friday.

Friday Night Fever: Michael Baywatch

Hi there everyone! Well Michael Bay’s Transformers 4 is out today and I’ll be honest: I don’t like Michael Bay that much. I mean, he took something like Pearl Harbor and made it into a tragedy! But to stay topical (I NEED THE HITS YO!) I’ve decided to do this Friday Night Fever about him.

Wow! Michael Bay looks a lot younger in this picture.

Well it was more entertain than Dark Of The Moon.

Well not all of them! At least you haven’t touched Dora The Explorer!

OH COME ON!!!

 

Thank you for reading! See you next time!

 

Monday Madness: Malefinonsense

There are tons of notable catchphrases from Homer Simpson’s D’oh! to Terminator’s Hasta la Vista, baby. I think I’ve finally found mine- Sorry for not posting! Yeah, this will be a very common catchphrase I guess. Something came up that …