I <3 Saturdays: Twinkies: Ressurection/Sanjay And Craig review

HALLELUJAH!  HALLELUJAH!The cripple can walk! The deaf can see (Yea, so that may not help any but…) and the lame can talk! But how? Why? Where? Who? When? Really? TWINKIES ARE COMING BACK! That’s right! You can now stop getting fat on cheap knockoffs, and start back on the right foot, getting fat on the actual thing! So isn’t it great you spent  $50,000 on that Twinkie The Kid lunchbox! Hey well with the money you still have you can buy some of the Twinkies. Now we know the Zombieland movie could become a true story once again! Well I would like to dedicate a song to these Twinkies.

Sanjay And Craig

Dude-Snake Friendship You Can’t Break

Sanjay And Craig

One’s The Leader Of These Guys

Sanjay And Craig

One’s The Master Of Disguise

Sanjay And Craig

The Sweetest Dudes Alive

Crash And Burn High Stakes High Five!

Sanjay And Craig

They’re In The Best Friends Hall Of Fame!

Sanjay And Craig

There Is No Best Friends Hall Of Fame!

They Made It Up!

Okay so it didn’t have a thing to do with Twinkies! But it was a cool theme song! Too bad the show it goes with isn’t so cool. Now I’m not saying it was bad, but it definitely wasn’t good. You get this weird feeling where you don’t know if you hated what you just watched or enjoyed it. It had so much potential! They promoted it every 10 seconds. THAT. IS NOT. A JOKE. Nickelodeon interrupted their own tv shows to air commercials for this show. What network would do that?! I mean the show would have to be the best show on the air to get that treatment, and Sanjay and Craig most certainly is not.

SCORE
2/5 Butt Jokes

That’s all for now, see ya Monday!

Okay, of course that’s not the end I didn’t just make this to tell you that a sweet yellow cake made out of horrifying chemicals is coming back and to complain about kids shows, here’s today’s caption free pictures!

I <3 Saturdays: There's Plenty Of Fitch In The Sea

Well its official. Kids think radio is uncool. Everyone at my school declares radio to be uncool. Well you know what this means. Radio can’t shop at Abercrombie And Fitch. So if you have been living under a rock lately, which if you do that’s okay, rocks are pretty cool, Abercrombie and Fitch CEO Mike Wazowski err… Mike Jeffries rather, has experienced a major backlash when some random bored person found a 2006 article in Salon has a quote from him that reads: “Candidly, we go after the cool kids. We go after the attractive all-American kid with a great attitude and a lot of friends. A lot of people don’t belong [in our clothes], and they can’t belong. Are we exclusionary? Absolutely. Those companies that are in trouble are trying to target everybody: young, old, fat, skinny.” Strangely enough, he states that they don’t label people in that same article. But why is this just becoming an issue now? BECAUSE IT WAS IN STINKIN’ SALON! Seriously, does anybody read that? Well anyway, Magic Mike apologized sort of and here it is: “I want to address some of my comments that have been circulating from a 2006 interview. While I believe this 7 year old, resurrected quote has been taken out of context, I sincerely regret that my choice of words was interpreted in a manner that has caused offense. A&F is an aspirational brand that, like most specialty apparel brands, targets its marketing at a particular segment of customers. However, we care about the broader communities in which we operate and are strongly committed to diversity and inclusion. We hire good people who share these values. We are completely opposed to any discrimination, bullying, derogatory characterizations or other anti-social behavior based on race, gender, body type or other individual characteristics.” So basically he’s sorry that people got upset but still says they only target a certain type of people. Thanks for that lad. So if you can see I don’t really care for Mikey too much. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a good Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and everything, but just not my favorite. Oh, whoops! Wrong Mike. I consider myself to be overweight.  And when this man insults me and my obese homies, I get upset. You see, I try to lose weight but I just can’t. So you see, I’m a living Mount Everest and I’m okay with that. Now that you’ve skipped over  read this paragraph, let’s move on to some funny pictures, all dealing with a certain clothing store….I swear I was just think about it….ah that’s right..Kohl’s….no….ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH! DUH!

 

Just hope that cat’s not Garfield.

 

 

I actually get my clothes at J-Wowlmart.

 

 

See ya Monday!

Friday Night Fever: Iron Man Edition

When we last left our hero, he was fooling everybody with an April Fool’s day prank. But now much trouble has occurred! For you see, he promised he would be back that following Friday. It took him over 30 Days to post again. But he has returned, and is more mediocre than ever. He is Purplehuskyman.

Hey! What’s up everybody? A lot has happened since I last posted. He found out a secret which changed his life forever: I HATE bowling. I mean I absolutely DESPISE IT! There is no sport I hate more than bowling. I can’t do anything in it. I can’t keep score- Wait was that a strike? Was that a spare? Did they get that last frame?  Wait so they got 3 strikes in a row so I add it in that frame and the next and the….what? What do you call 3 in a row anyway? A TURKEY! What kind of a name is that?! Did they just run out of sports terms so they picked something random! WHAT IS THIS? But I especially cant..well BOWL! Well I mean I can but it goes in the gutter. Oh and speaking of things that start with the letter B (wow that was a horrible way to connect these two things) I also HATE bullying. Now I know this a humor blog, but it’s been increasing GREATLY in my school lately. I MEAN HUGELY! It just won’t be stopped. I know bullying will never end (there’s always gonna be someone out there who feels the need to harass you) but this is just getting ridiculous. If you’ve been bullied or are a bystander. Speak up. It does make a difference. If you are a bully, stop. Please. If you’re doing it because you have self esteem issues, just know that you are special and don’t let things bring you down. If they bullied you, don’t take revenge. That’s gonna make it worse. But enough about school life, let’s talk about other very important subjects, like television! Hey, the Teen Titans are back on television in the new show The Powerpuff Titans and…oh sorry I meant Teen Titans Go! Now this show gets WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much  hate. Now I understand if you hate the new show. Especially if for over 8 years you asked for the show to get a sixth season and this is what you got.  But it’s not something you need to death threat the creators over. It also does feel a little bit like a cash in. And speaking of superheroes and cash-ins Iron Man 3 opened today. In this latest film, Iron Man is trapped in the piles of money The Avengers made and must escape. Okay so that’s not the plot, but that would be a pretty interesting flick to see. So in honor of America’s 3rd favorite superhero (after Spider Man and Batman) I say we pay this edition of Friday Night Fever to him!

 

 

 

See you later!

The End Of The Road

Well, I did some debating over the weekend, and I’ve decided to officially quit this website. But why you may ask? Well, I have a few reasons that I’ll list but first I would like to thank everybody who supported, …

Friday Night Fever: Spring Break Continues

Fridays! Nights! Springs! They are breaking! Need I say more? Ever heard of a little show called of Adventure Time?  It’s only the most popular cartoon on Cartoon Network right now.  Anyway, the internet is buzzing about the latest episode called Simon And Marcy. On one side there’s Simon Cowell. On the other side there’s Marcie from Charlie Brown, whose annoyed that people keep misspelling her name as Marcy. They form together and become Simon and Marcie. The End. BEST. ADVENTURE. TIME. EPISODE. EVER!  Well as you may have guessed, I didn’t see that episode. But that’s only because I was too busy partying in BOSTON! YEAUHHH! Boston, the town that can’t flush toilets. Seriously it’s not that hard PEOPLE! Anywho, we saw a basketball game and THE CELTICS WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!the title of being losers. Luckily we made it just in time for Easter and what would Easter be without a good corny Easter joke? A bad Easter, that’s for sure!

Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?

An EGGPLANT!

 

But in all seriousness, let’s get to some not so serious pictures.

 

The Caped Crusader Comes Carrying Comebacks.

 

 

Well there’s a happy thought to leave you with! See ya tomorrow!

I <3 Saturdays: The Spring Break Chronicles

It’s finally SPRINNNNNNGGGGGG BRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. It’s gonna be intense. I’m going to party so hard I won’t be able to party anymore because I partied so hard! WOOT! WOOT! Well I haven’t posted for at least a week if not two. Not a lot has happened really except school stuff. Although I did get my hands on a WiiU. And was asked to stop touching their WiiU and to get out of their house because they don’t even know who I am. No but seriously, I got to play around with a WiiU. I didn’t get to do much but Nintendo Land was a really fun game. But enough about my life. It’s lol time!

 

CUZ WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER!

 

Fun thought, but it was actually Canada’s response to too many “Eh” jokes.

And now a new feature on I <3 Saturdays.

The Key To Happiness With Grumpy Cat

 

WHAT WE’VE LEARNED

I played a WiiU.

Taylor Swift apparently doesn’t have caller ID.

Grumpy Cat still has a depressing face.

Have a great spring break all!

Friday Night Fever: BACK IN ACTION!

IT’S BAAAAAACKKK! After 2 months of going dark, Friday Night Fever has returned and continues right where we left off. Which was nowhere. There’s no continuation in this whatsoever. Enjoy.

 

Hey! We finally have a new Friday Night Fever! We have a great show, stick around, One Direction is here and we’ll be right back. Oh and of course, it wouldn’t be Friday without a feud! Taylor Swift is mad at Amy Poehler and Tina Fey’s jokes about her at the golden globes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHO CARES?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?

Well I’d just like to say that this whole thing is so….(WEOOO!WEOOOO!WEEEEOOOO!) OH NO! IT’S THE BAD PUN SIREN!

• I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
• Puns about German sausage are the wurst.
• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
• I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me!

ENOUGH! No more puns. Now as I was saying, this whole Taylor Swift-Amy and Tina feud thing

• I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull them off.
• I knew a woman who owned a taser! Man, she was stunning.
• I got a small ticket for speeding. That’s fine.

OKAY! PLEASE STOP! Anyway, what’s kinda funny about this feud is

• Did you see that movie about hot dogs. It was an Oscar wiener.
• Towels tell dry jokes.
• When Peter Pan throws a punch, they Neverland.
• Someone was running a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.

ALRIGHT! WE’RE DONE NOW! This feud is so

• I’m a sap for tree jokes.

ENOUGH!!!!!

Just stop it! This is my post get out! I’m in control of what I type!

• Mimes stay silent, to say the least.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

WILL THE PUNS EVER GO AWAY?
WILL PURPLE HUSKYMAN (the author of this post) EVER FINISH HIS JOKE ABOUT THE SWIFT, FEY, POEHLER FEUD?
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THE HARLEM SHAKE?

These questions and more won’t be answered in the next episode of Friday Night Fever!

That’s a cool car. Anyone have a Link to their website?

Good for you!

And now a recurring segment. We’ve done this for..gosh…at least the past 30 years.

Bad Advice Cat Advice Column

In which Bad Advice Cat gives you a little bit of advice for your life:

Great advice! Never fail to amaze me!

That’s all! See ya tomorrow!

Monday Madness: Cough Drop It Like It’s Hot

Well, I haven’t posted for a while. Why? I’ve been very sick. How? I’m tired pretty much all the time, I’ve been getting lots of headaches, I have a stuffy nose, I get cold at random times, and worst of all, I have this annoying cough that won’t go away! So as I was feeling bad, some things happened. The Harlem Shake has became a big thing. So, good for that. Also at a One Direction concert, someone threw a shoe at Harry Styles. Harry’s looking for who did it, while Taylor Swift’s looking for another shoe. What else? Survivor got its lowest ratings EVER. You can tell because the immunity challenge was “come up with a better reality show”.  The Oscars happened as well. There was an In Memoriam of Seth MacFarlane. Les Miserables got lots of nominations, and it deserved them. After all,  it made us truly think about slavery, because we all felt like slaves hearing Russel Crowe sing. Anyway that’s all over and now we can look forward to an even BIGGER awards show coming up….The Kids Choice Awards. Well as I’ve mentioned, I’m really not feeling well, so here’s what you came for, unless you’re new here, in that case WELCOME!

 

YOLNT (You Only Live Nine Times)

 

 

Perhaps not the best ad campaign for Fish McBites.

 

Well see you FRIDAY for the epic return of Friday Night Fever. Hope I’m better by then.

 

 

 

I <3 Saturdays: Bored This Way

Well, despite Saturdays being my favorite days, I am very VERY bored as the title implies.  But enough of boring you with my boredom. Let’s just get on with this.

 

Five or six? I remember when I made the same mistake that little.

 

 

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True story

SEE YA NEXT TIME!

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